1 00:00:07,595 --> 00:00:09,595 Fuck you. I ain't telling you shit. 2 00:00:09,595 --> 00:00:11,845 Honey, be polite. 3 00:00:11,845 --> 00:00:13,720 It's not their fault they don't remember. 4 00:00:13,720 --> 00:00:15,762 They have that big steel plate in their head. 5 00:00:15,762 --> 00:00:17,553 Why else would you not remember something 6 00:00:17,553 --> 00:00:19,053 that happened one damn week ago? 7 00:00:22,845 --> 00:00:25,011 It's our new RV. 8 00:00:25,011 --> 00:00:28,637 I guess...we're living in an RV now. 9 00:00:28,637 --> 00:00:29,970 ♪ rock music ♪ 10 00:00:29,970 --> 00:00:32,345 City basketball clubs are recruiting today. 11 00:00:32,345 --> 00:00:33,679 Todd can't keep his offers straight, 12 00:00:33,679 --> 00:00:35,053 so I'm managing him. 13 00:00:35,053 --> 00:00:36,970 Hey, what's the deal with Paula? 14 00:00:36,970 --> 00:00:39,220 The deal is, you're fucked. 15 00:00:40,011 --> 00:00:42,970 [Paula] Sparky! Sparky! 16 00:00:42,970 --> 00:00:44,845 Sparky, Shelly. Shelly, Sparky. 17 00:00:44,845 --> 00:00:46,011 She's your boss. 18 00:00:46,011 --> 00:00:47,637 Well, vice boss, 19 00:00:47,637 --> 00:00:49,220 'cause I'm your boss. 20 00:00:49,220 --> 00:00:50,970 Stick it to him, Shel. 21 00:00:50,970 --> 00:00:53,053 I negotiated Pepa down to partial custody 22 00:00:53,053 --> 00:00:55,595 in exchange for some of Derek's death benefit, 23 00:00:55,595 --> 00:00:57,261 but I can't stomach the thought of that bitch having 24 00:00:57,261 --> 00:00:58,929 one second alone with Franny. 25 00:00:58,929 --> 00:01:00,095 She ready? 26 00:01:00,095 --> 00:01:01,929 She's gonna piss on the family's electronics 27 00:01:01,929 --> 00:01:03,303 and start several small fires, 28 00:01:03,303 --> 00:01:04,637 so yeah, she's ready. 29 00:01:04,637 --> 00:01:06,261 Sweet. 30 00:01:06,261 --> 00:01:08,470 Remember, you're Franny now. 31 00:01:08,470 --> 00:01:10,303 Didn't think you'd actually show. 32 00:01:10,303 --> 00:01:12,261 [Debbie] Here I am, and here's Franny, 33 00:01:12,261 --> 00:01:14,011 on time, as promised. 34 00:01:14,011 --> 00:01:16,095 So I guess I owe you a check. 35 00:01:16,095 --> 00:01:17,553 I guess you do. 36 00:01:17,553 --> 00:01:18,679 [Pepa] Oh, my God, everybody get out! 37 00:01:18,679 --> 00:01:20,136 Get out now! 38 00:01:20,136 --> 00:01:21,428 - Franny! What the hell? - [baby crying] 39 00:01:21,428 --> 00:01:23,553 Hello, 911? 40 00:01:23,553 --> 00:01:25,595 I'd like to report a fire. 41 00:01:33,929 --> 00:01:36,970 ♪ rock music ♪ 42 00:01:36,970 --> 00:01:41,136 ♪♪♪ 43 00:01:41,136 --> 00:01:44,136 ♪ Think of all the luck you got ♪ 44 00:01:44,136 --> 00:01:47,303 ♪ Know that it's not for naught ♪ 45 00:01:47,303 --> 00:01:50,470 ♪ You were beaming once before ♪ 46 00:01:50,470 --> 00:01:54,804 ♪ But it's not like that anymore ♪ 47 00:01:54,804 --> 00:01:58,345 ♪ What is this downside ♪ 48 00:01:58,345 --> 00:02:01,720 ♪ That you speak of? ♪ 49 00:02:01,720 --> 00:02:03,720 ♪ What is this feeling ♪ 50 00:02:03,720 --> 00:02:07,970 ♪ You're so sure of? ♪ 51 00:02:07,970 --> 00:02:12,970 ♪♪♪ 52 00:02:15,220 --> 00:02:18,595 ♪ Round up the friends you got ♪ 53 00:02:18,595 --> 00:02:21,929 ♪ Know that they're not for naught ♪ 54 00:02:21,929 --> 00:02:25,011 ♪ You were willing once before ♪ 55 00:02:25,011 --> 00:02:29,220 ♪ But it's not like that anymore ♪ 56 00:02:29,220 --> 00:02:32,720 ♪ What is this downside ♪ 57 00:02:32,720 --> 00:02:35,970 ♪ That you speak of? ♪ 58 00:02:35,970 --> 00:02:37,929 ♪ What is this feeling ♪ 59 00:02:37,929 --> 00:02:42,303 ♪ You're so sure of? ♪ 60 00:02:43,261 --> 00:02:46,512 - [alarm blaring] - [men yelling indistinctly] 61 00:02:46,512 --> 00:02:48,178 [man] Hey, yo, step off that shit! 62 00:02:48,178 --> 00:02:49,720 [dog barks] 63 00:02:49,720 --> 00:02:51,679 [glass shatters] 64 00:02:51,679 --> 00:02:55,178 Oh, thank goodness you're here. 65 00:02:55,178 --> 00:02:56,512 I know you? 66 00:02:56,512 --> 00:02:58,011 No. 67 00:02:58,011 --> 00:03:00,720 This bus stop is so dark. 68 00:03:00,720 --> 00:03:03,261 Yeah, a couple of streetlights are out. 69 00:03:03,261 --> 00:03:06,011 Have been ever since my Emeril was still alive. 70 00:03:06,011 --> 00:03:06,929 Really? 71 00:03:06,929 --> 00:03:10,595 Hmm. He passed in 2002. 72 00:03:10,595 --> 00:03:11,512 Oh. 73 00:03:13,220 --> 00:03:14,845 I'm Ester. 74 00:03:14,845 --> 00:03:16,053 Carl. 75 00:03:18,053 --> 00:03:20,387 I'm not usually out this late. 76 00:03:20,387 --> 00:03:22,929 Was celebrating my birthday. 77 00:03:22,929 --> 00:03:25,720 My sister got me this. 78 00:03:25,720 --> 00:03:27,178 Oh, wow. That's really nice. 79 00:03:27,178 --> 00:03:28,553 [chuckles] 80 00:03:28,553 --> 00:03:32,011 I'm 75 years young today. 81 00:03:32,011 --> 00:03:33,804 Holy shit! Oh, I'm sorry. 82 00:03:33,804 --> 00:03:35,720 Oh, don't worry. 83 00:03:35,720 --> 00:03:38,470 I can swear with the best of them too. 84 00:03:42,095 --> 00:03:43,679 Oh, you need a hand? 85 00:03:43,679 --> 00:03:45,053 This isn't my bus. 86 00:03:45,053 --> 00:03:46,679 I'm a number 15. 87 00:03:46,679 --> 00:03:47,929 Oh. 88 00:03:47,929 --> 00:03:49,095 You go. 89 00:03:49,095 --> 00:03:50,512 Sure? 90 00:03:50,512 --> 00:03:52,470 Get the fuck out of here! 91 00:03:52,470 --> 00:03:53,595 [both laugh] 92 00:03:53,595 --> 00:03:55,345 See? What'd I tell you? 93 00:03:56,595 --> 00:03:58,387 Nice to meet you, Carl. 94 00:03:58,387 --> 00:03:59,428 Take care. 95 00:04:00,303 --> 00:04:01,428 [scanner beeps] 96 00:04:14,095 --> 00:04:15,303 [man] Your purse! 97 00:04:15,303 --> 00:04:17,303 Stop the bus! That woman's getting robbed! 98 00:04:18,095 --> 00:04:20,387 - Ester! - [driver] Not a chance. 99 00:04:20,387 --> 00:04:23,011 - Call 911 if you want. - Come on, stop the bus! 100 00:04:23,011 --> 00:04:25,220 - [woman] Shut up. - [gunfire] 101 00:04:25,220 --> 00:04:27,095 Hey, let me out! 102 00:04:27,095 --> 00:04:29,595 Open the doors! Oh, hey! 103 00:04:29,595 --> 00:04:31,178 Open the door! Come on! 104 00:04:31,178 --> 00:04:32,887 - [woman] Sit down. - Come on! 105 00:04:32,887 --> 00:04:34,720 [driver] I ain't stopping, man. I have a schedule to keep. 106 00:04:34,720 --> 00:04:35,887 Ester. 107 00:04:35,887 --> 00:04:38,804 ♪ rock music ♪ 108 00:04:40,720 --> 00:04:43,762 [baby crying] 109 00:04:45,470 --> 00:04:48,512 ♪ gentle music ♪ 110 00:04:48,512 --> 00:04:53,470 ♪♪♪ 111 00:04:56,136 --> 00:04:58,512 [crying continues] 112 00:04:58,512 --> 00:05:01,595 - Ugh. - Your baby's crying. 113 00:05:01,595 --> 00:05:03,136 I fed him at 4. 114 00:05:03,136 --> 00:05:05,762 No, I fed him at 4. 115 00:05:05,762 --> 00:05:07,095 Are you sure? 116 00:05:07,095 --> 00:05:08,679 ♪♪♪ 117 00:05:08,679 --> 00:05:11,303 [sighs] 118 00:05:11,303 --> 00:05:13,470 I have no idea. It's all a blur. 119 00:05:13,470 --> 00:05:15,220 [groans] 120 00:05:15,220 --> 00:05:18,595 Why isn't he a teenager yet who can just feed himself? 121 00:05:18,595 --> 00:05:21,053 You know, maybe we can get him one of those, uh, 122 00:05:21,053 --> 00:05:23,345 you know, gerbil bottle things. 123 00:05:23,345 --> 00:05:24,929 You know, rig it up to the side of his crib. 124 00:05:24,929 --> 00:05:26,762 [Tami laughs] 125 00:05:26,762 --> 00:05:27,970 [Fred crying] 126 00:05:27,970 --> 00:05:29,387 I know. 127 00:05:29,387 --> 00:05:32,553 All right, I'll feed him. You get coffee? 128 00:05:32,553 --> 00:05:34,178 Deal. 129 00:05:34,178 --> 00:05:35,595 ♪♪♪ 130 00:05:35,595 --> 00:05:37,345 - Hey. - Yeah. 131 00:05:37,345 --> 00:05:42,345 ♪♪♪ 132 00:05:44,178 --> 00:05:47,053 Hi. Hey, Mommy's coming, all right? 133 00:05:47,053 --> 00:05:50,053 - [shushing] - I got you. I got you. 134 00:05:50,053 --> 00:05:51,553 I got you. Hey. 135 00:05:51,553 --> 00:05:53,679 Hey, I hear you. 136 00:05:53,679 --> 00:05:55,845 Is somebody hungry? Come here. 137 00:05:55,845 --> 00:05:57,428 Come here. 138 00:05:57,428 --> 00:05:58,887 Yeah. 139 00:05:58,887 --> 00:06:00,512 - Can we change your diaper? - Hey. 140 00:06:00,512 --> 00:06:01,970 Should we change your diaper? 141 00:06:01,970 --> 00:06:05,387 ♪♪♪ 142 00:06:05,387 --> 00:06:09,387 So it's been about, uh, six weeks, right? 143 00:06:09,387 --> 00:06:11,553 I think so. 144 00:06:11,553 --> 00:06:13,345 Yeah. 145 00:06:13,345 --> 00:06:14,553 We can have sex now. 146 00:06:16,095 --> 00:06:17,553 Yeah, that's right. 147 00:06:19,762 --> 00:06:21,178 Good. 148 00:06:23,845 --> 00:06:24,887 Good. 149 00:06:25,970 --> 00:06:27,720 [urine trickling] 150 00:06:27,720 --> 00:06:29,178 - Oh. - Oh, my... 151 00:06:29,178 --> 00:06:30,261 Uh... 152 00:06:30,261 --> 00:06:31,679 Seriously, Fred? 153 00:06:31,679 --> 00:06:34,637 ♪ rock music ♪ 154 00:06:34,637 --> 00:06:39,428 ♪♪♪ 155 00:06:42,512 --> 00:06:44,637 - Hey, get away from her! - [man] Give me your purse! 156 00:06:44,637 --> 00:06:47,178 ♪♪♪ 157 00:06:47,178 --> 00:06:48,178 Better run. 158 00:06:48,178 --> 00:06:50,929 ♪♪♪ 159 00:06:50,929 --> 00:06:53,011 Ester, are you okay? 160 00:06:53,011 --> 00:06:55,595 ♪♪♪ 161 00:06:55,595 --> 00:06:56,929 [yells] 162 00:06:59,261 --> 00:07:01,762 [breathing heavily] 163 00:07:01,762 --> 00:07:04,970 Keep your wet dreams to yourself, son. 164 00:07:04,970 --> 00:07:06,220 Saw an old lady get shot 165 00:07:06,220 --> 00:07:09,303 at the Ashcroft bus stop last night. 166 00:07:09,303 --> 00:07:11,929 Who hasn't been shot at that bus stop? 167 00:07:11,929 --> 00:07:14,220 I wanted to help her. It happened so fast. 168 00:07:14,220 --> 00:07:15,804 Bus driver wouldn't stop. 169 00:07:16,720 --> 00:07:19,762 If you made ten bucks an hour, you wouldn't stop either. 170 00:07:19,762 --> 00:07:21,470 You know, the streetlights were out. 171 00:07:21,470 --> 00:07:23,470 We have streetlights? 172 00:07:23,470 --> 00:07:26,053 Yeah, she said they were out for the past 15 years. 173 00:07:26,053 --> 00:07:27,595 No surprise there. 174 00:07:27,595 --> 00:07:30,136 Why doesn't the city fix them? 175 00:07:30,136 --> 00:07:32,303 [laughs] Oh, that's adorable. 176 00:07:32,303 --> 00:07:33,887 Can I wear this tank top? 177 00:07:33,887 --> 00:07:35,887 That's not a tank top. 178 00:07:35,887 --> 00:07:37,095 It will be now. 179 00:07:37,095 --> 00:07:39,303 ♪ upbeat music ♪ 180 00:07:39,303 --> 00:07:41,053 Go for Liam. 181 00:07:41,053 --> 00:07:42,470 If you want Todd, 182 00:07:42,470 --> 00:07:43,470 you're gonna have to go through me. 183 00:07:43,470 --> 00:07:45,011 His manager, that's who. 184 00:07:45,011 --> 00:07:46,136 State your business. 185 00:07:46,136 --> 00:07:47,220 Tell me what time practice is, 186 00:07:47,220 --> 00:07:48,345 and I'll get him there. 187 00:07:48,345 --> 00:07:50,762 No, no, that's not what I said. 188 00:07:50,762 --> 00:07:52,095 - Okay, bye. - [tires screeching] 189 00:07:52,095 --> 00:07:55,845 ♪♪♪ 190 00:07:55,845 --> 00:07:59,011 Debbie Gallagher, get out here right now! 191 00:07:59,011 --> 00:08:00,512 ♪♪♪ 192 00:08:00,512 --> 00:08:02,970 Uh-oh. Okay. 193 00:08:02,970 --> 00:08:04,428 I'll be right back. Shh. 194 00:08:04,428 --> 00:08:06,512 [Pepa] Debbie Gallagher, come get your kid! 195 00:08:06,512 --> 00:08:10,637 ♪♪♪ 196 00:08:10,637 --> 00:08:12,679 Hey, Pepa. What's going on? 197 00:08:12,679 --> 00:08:14,261 Supposed to pick her up tonight. 198 00:08:14,261 --> 00:08:16,178 Yeah, well, here's your demon child. 199 00:08:16,178 --> 00:08:17,679 She set my couch on fire, 200 00:08:17,679 --> 00:08:20,178 ate a pound of raw hamburger meat, 201 00:08:20,178 --> 00:08:23,637 and bit off the tip of my son's middle toe. 202 00:08:23,637 --> 00:08:25,512 Oh, my goodness. 203 00:08:25,512 --> 00:08:29,095 That does not sound like my sweet Franny bear at all. 204 00:08:29,095 --> 00:08:30,553 Cut the horseshit, Debbie. 205 00:08:30,553 --> 00:08:32,970 You know, you're the worst mother on the planet. 206 00:08:32,970 --> 00:08:34,553 You don't think that's kind of cruel? 207 00:08:35,220 --> 00:08:36,929 No, I don't think. 208 00:08:36,929 --> 00:08:39,136 Here's your death benefit money. 209 00:08:39,136 --> 00:08:40,720 I never wanna see you 210 00:08:40,720 --> 00:08:43,845 or your Children of the Corn daughter ever again. 211 00:08:43,845 --> 00:08:45,720 Don't be a stranger, Pepa! 212 00:08:45,720 --> 00:08:47,679 You're welcome back for dinner sometime! 213 00:08:50,345 --> 00:08:52,637 Hey, what was all that about? 214 00:08:52,637 --> 00:08:55,220 - And who is this? - [Debbie] Derek's wife, Pepa, 215 00:08:55,220 --> 00:08:57,512 tried to screw me out of Derek's death benefit, 216 00:08:57,512 --> 00:08:59,595 so Bella over here was pretending to be Franny 217 00:08:59,595 --> 00:09:01,595 so I could get my share of Derek's money. 218 00:09:01,595 --> 00:09:03,887 I followed none of that, and I'm too tired to care. 219 00:09:05,053 --> 00:09:06,637 [Debbie] Here. 220 00:09:08,303 --> 00:09:09,553 Hi! 221 00:09:09,553 --> 00:09:11,095 Come here. 222 00:09:11,095 --> 00:09:12,887 Good girl. 223 00:09:12,887 --> 00:09:14,804 Right there. 224 00:09:14,804 --> 00:09:16,136 Bella! 225 00:09:16,136 --> 00:09:17,387 We're not at Pepa's house anymore. 226 00:09:17,387 --> 00:09:18,970 We don't eat like animals here. 227 00:09:18,970 --> 00:09:20,470 Spoon. 228 00:09:20,470 --> 00:09:22,261 [liquid pouring] 229 00:09:22,261 --> 00:09:23,887 [pounding at door] 230 00:09:23,887 --> 00:09:26,011 Yeah. 231 00:09:26,011 --> 00:09:27,929 Got some of Mickey's shit. He here? 232 00:09:27,929 --> 00:09:30,428 Uh, upstairs, probably. 233 00:09:34,762 --> 00:09:36,637 Who's she? 234 00:09:36,637 --> 00:09:39,220 Milkovich. Sandy, I think. 235 00:09:39,220 --> 00:09:42,553 Cousin--no, uh, half sister or... 236 00:09:42,553 --> 00:09:43,595 oh, something. 237 00:09:43,595 --> 00:09:46,261 How many of them are there? 238 00:09:46,261 --> 00:09:47,470 It's hard to know. 239 00:09:47,470 --> 00:09:48,595 You know, when I was with Mandy, 240 00:09:48,595 --> 00:09:51,387 they were always showing up paroled, evicted, 241 00:09:51,387 --> 00:09:53,220 on the run from the cops. 242 00:09:53,220 --> 00:09:54,929 Not usually that cute. 243 00:09:54,929 --> 00:09:56,136 Really, her? 244 00:09:57,178 --> 00:09:59,845 [footsteps tapping] 245 00:09:59,845 --> 00:10:01,261 I saw some stuff. 246 00:10:01,261 --> 00:10:02,720 Shit's gotta change. 247 00:10:04,261 --> 00:10:05,428 What happened to him? 248 00:10:05,428 --> 00:10:06,637 I don't know. Not a clue. 249 00:10:06,637 --> 00:10:07,720 I'm still trying to catch up on your 250 00:10:07,720 --> 00:10:10,887 Derek-dead-wife-Bella story. 251 00:10:10,887 --> 00:10:11,637 Close. 252 00:10:13,845 --> 00:10:14,762 This everything? 253 00:10:16,011 --> 00:10:18,303 As much as I could find. 254 00:10:18,303 --> 00:10:20,595 Hey, anybody, uh, 255 00:10:20,595 --> 00:10:23,053 kind of...brown come around the house looking for me? 256 00:10:23,053 --> 00:10:24,553 No. 257 00:10:24,553 --> 00:10:26,637 Good. 258 00:10:26,637 --> 00:10:28,136 How is everyone, anyway? 259 00:10:28,136 --> 00:10:31,095 [laughs] Same. 260 00:10:31,095 --> 00:10:32,887 Your brothers are idiots. 261 00:10:32,887 --> 00:10:34,595 Least once a week, one of them gets drunk, 262 00:10:34,595 --> 00:10:35,929 crawls into my bed, 263 00:10:35,929 --> 00:10:38,178 and tries to get something off of me. 264 00:10:38,178 --> 00:10:39,178 Fuck 'em, chop their nuts off 265 00:10:39,178 --> 00:10:40,178 next time they try it. 266 00:10:40,178 --> 00:10:41,845 Or I could stay here with you. 267 00:10:43,679 --> 00:10:45,595 Have fun like we did when we were kids. 268 00:10:45,595 --> 00:10:47,428 Jeez! 269 00:10:47,428 --> 00:10:49,762 You know that's messed up, right? 270 00:10:49,762 --> 00:10:51,428 Not like we're related. 271 00:10:51,428 --> 00:10:53,512 We are totally related. We're fucking cousins! 272 00:10:53,512 --> 00:10:54,553 And you're gay. 273 00:10:54,553 --> 00:10:55,512 Fine, whatever. 274 00:10:55,512 --> 00:10:57,303 Plus, he's taken. 275 00:10:57,303 --> 00:10:59,428 Oh, right, you. 276 00:10:59,428 --> 00:11:01,053 Yeah, good to see you too, Sandy. 277 00:11:01,053 --> 00:11:02,095 Bathroom's all yours. 278 00:11:02,095 --> 00:11:03,428 Hey, I had shampoo and shit. 279 00:11:03,428 --> 00:11:04,512 Is there soap anywhere? 280 00:11:04,512 --> 00:11:06,136 You've been gone for years. 281 00:11:06,136 --> 00:11:08,220 You think your brothers would save that shit for you? 282 00:11:08,220 --> 00:11:10,512 You can use mine. We'll hit Costco later. 283 00:11:10,512 --> 00:11:11,970 - I'm getting paid. - I can't, man. 284 00:11:11,970 --> 00:11:13,512 PO texted me when you were in the shower. 285 00:11:13,512 --> 00:11:15,178 He's got a job for me. 286 00:11:15,178 --> 00:11:16,470 Give me a list of shit you need 287 00:11:16,470 --> 00:11:17,929 and I'll pick it up for you. 288 00:11:17,929 --> 00:11:19,220 Isn't that cute? 289 00:11:19,220 --> 00:11:21,178 Little domestic bitches. 290 00:11:21,178 --> 00:11:23,637 Mm, thank you! 291 00:11:27,303 --> 00:11:29,303 I shut the stove off before we left, right? 292 00:11:29,303 --> 00:11:30,637 I'm sure you did. 293 00:11:30,637 --> 00:11:31,887 You're sure as in you know for a fact, 294 00:11:31,887 --> 00:11:33,679 or you're sure as in you're trying to shut me up? 295 00:11:33,679 --> 00:11:35,136 The second one. 296 00:11:35,136 --> 00:11:36,512 Should I go back and check? 297 00:11:36,512 --> 00:11:37,804 No! Worst-case scenario, 298 00:11:37,804 --> 00:11:39,345 our house explodes 299 00:11:39,345 --> 00:11:40,804 and we collect a ton of insurance money. 300 00:11:43,470 --> 00:11:44,553 We have insurance, right? 301 00:11:44,553 --> 00:11:46,178 No. 302 00:11:46,178 --> 00:11:47,887 Ah, you're late! 303 00:11:47,887 --> 00:11:50,178 [Kev] Jesus! What, you guys camp out here? 304 00:11:50,178 --> 00:11:51,845 [Kermit] I did. 305 00:11:59,261 --> 00:12:02,178 I'll take a beer and shot of anything. 306 00:12:02,178 --> 00:12:03,762 Same. 307 00:12:03,762 --> 00:12:06,178 [Kev] Have I even turned the lights on yet? 308 00:12:06,178 --> 00:12:09,595 Don't need to see. I know where my mouth is. 309 00:12:09,595 --> 00:12:12,261 We left Billy here last night? 310 00:12:12,261 --> 00:12:15,261 Ah, barely even notice him sitting there anymore. 311 00:12:15,261 --> 00:12:17,387 Me neither. He's like a piece of furniture. 312 00:12:17,387 --> 00:12:19,178 I'm gonna get you a shot on the house, all right, Billy? 313 00:12:20,637 --> 00:12:23,387 For a free shot, I'd get locked in here. 314 00:12:23,387 --> 00:12:25,887 Here you go, Billy. I'm sorry about that, buddy. 315 00:12:28,136 --> 00:12:29,512 [body thuds] 316 00:12:29,512 --> 00:12:30,845 That didn't sound good. 317 00:12:32,679 --> 00:12:34,428 Billy! Oh, my God, he's dead. 318 00:12:34,428 --> 00:12:35,929 I touched a dead guy. 319 00:12:35,929 --> 00:12:37,762 [Tommy] Billy's dead? 320 00:12:37,762 --> 00:12:39,512 [Kev] Feel him! He's cold and stiff! 321 00:12:42,595 --> 00:12:45,095 No! No! 322 00:12:45,095 --> 00:12:47,637 Billy, no, no, no! 323 00:12:47,637 --> 00:12:50,929 Oh, he was too young to die! 324 00:12:52,095 --> 00:12:54,720 Oh, I'm gonna miss you, old pal. 325 00:12:54,720 --> 00:12:56,136 He was a good friend. 326 00:12:56,136 --> 00:12:58,470 Jesus, Frank, I've never even seen you talk to Billy. 327 00:12:58,470 --> 00:12:59,804 He opened up a lot more 328 00:12:59,804 --> 00:13:02,345 when it was just the two of us, and now... 329 00:13:02,345 --> 00:13:04,845 you've gone and died! 330 00:13:04,845 --> 00:13:06,220 Billy, no, no. 331 00:13:06,220 --> 00:13:08,804 Jeez. 332 00:13:08,804 --> 00:13:10,303 Ah. 333 00:13:10,303 --> 00:13:12,220 [Veronica] Paramedics are on the way. 334 00:13:12,220 --> 00:13:14,720 [Frank sighing] 335 00:13:14,720 --> 00:13:16,887 I can't stay here and... 336 00:13:16,887 --> 00:13:19,011 watch them zip him up! 337 00:13:19,011 --> 00:13:20,970 Oh, God, Billy. 338 00:13:20,970 --> 00:13:24,011 ♪ upbeat music ♪ 339 00:13:24,011 --> 00:13:25,136 ♪♪♪ 340 00:13:25,136 --> 00:13:26,845 I'm gonna miss you, old pal. 341 00:13:26,845 --> 00:13:31,804 ♪♪♪ 342 00:13:36,845 --> 00:13:38,261 [man] 'Sup, Frank? 343 00:13:38,261 --> 00:13:39,428 [Frank] Big score. 344 00:13:39,428 --> 00:13:40,845 Fresh dead guy. 345 00:13:40,845 --> 00:13:43,095 ♪♪♪ 346 00:13:43,679 --> 00:13:45,387 - [Lip] Yo. - Shh. 347 00:13:45,387 --> 00:13:49,011 [softly] Oh. I got coffee. 348 00:13:49,011 --> 00:13:52,929 And I got toast with peanut butter or cheese. 349 00:13:52,929 --> 00:13:55,595 Uh, I don't care. Whichever one you don't want. 350 00:13:55,595 --> 00:13:57,595 Yeah. Wanna take a bite of both? 351 00:13:57,595 --> 00:13:58,679 Uh, this one. 352 00:13:58,679 --> 00:14:00,261 Okay. 353 00:14:00,261 --> 00:14:01,136 There you go. 354 00:14:02,887 --> 00:14:04,470 Wow, he's really out, huh? 355 00:14:04,470 --> 00:14:06,387 Yeah. Milk coma. 356 00:14:06,387 --> 00:14:08,053 [laughs] 357 00:14:08,053 --> 00:14:10,095 So, uh, you wanna do it? 358 00:14:10,095 --> 00:14:11,303 Hmm? 359 00:14:11,303 --> 00:14:13,011 Six weeks. Sex. 360 00:14:14,595 --> 00:14:16,303 - Yeah, let's go. - Yeah, right. 361 00:14:16,303 --> 00:14:18,887 [Tami shushing] 362 00:14:18,887 --> 00:14:21,095 [shushing] 363 00:14:21,095 --> 00:14:24,095 ♪ light rock music ♪ 364 00:14:24,095 --> 00:14:29,053 ♪♪♪ 365 00:14:32,095 --> 00:14:34,220 - Hey. - Hey. [laughs] 366 00:14:34,220 --> 00:14:36,887 Mm. 367 00:14:36,887 --> 00:14:39,679 Mm. [sniffs] Sorry. 368 00:14:40,387 --> 00:14:42,970 - What is that smell? - I don't smell it. 369 00:14:42,970 --> 00:14:44,470 Wait, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, you serious? 370 00:14:44,470 --> 00:14:45,887 It smells like a... 371 00:14:45,887 --> 00:14:47,345 like a truck driver took a dump 372 00:14:47,345 --> 00:14:49,053 and then covered it with vanilla body spray. 373 00:14:50,512 --> 00:14:51,929 Oh. 374 00:14:53,178 --> 00:14:54,428 You? 375 00:14:54,428 --> 00:14:55,679 ♪♪♪ 376 00:14:55,679 --> 00:14:56,929 Okay, the post-pregnancy hormones 377 00:14:56,929 --> 00:14:58,845 are doing crazy things to my body. 378 00:14:58,845 --> 00:15:00,720 Okay, well, did you flush? 379 00:15:00,720 --> 00:15:02,762 Yes, I flushed. 380 00:15:02,762 --> 00:15:06,095 It could be Fred's poopy wipes. 381 00:15:06,095 --> 00:15:07,261 Well, what did you do with them? 382 00:15:07,261 --> 00:15:08,470 I flushed them too. 383 00:15:08,470 --> 00:15:09,470 You did what? 384 00:15:09,470 --> 00:15:12,470 ♪♪♪ 385 00:15:12,470 --> 00:15:16,261 [gagging] Oh, fuck. 386 00:15:16,261 --> 00:15:18,345 They're supposed to be flushable. 387 00:15:18,345 --> 00:15:19,428 Not in an R...[softly] V. 388 00:15:19,428 --> 00:15:21,428 It's a septic tank. 389 00:15:21,428 --> 00:15:23,595 I don't even know what that means. 390 00:15:23,595 --> 00:15:26,428 - [Lip] Oh...fuck. - [Tami] Oh. 391 00:15:26,428 --> 00:15:29,011 Mother of God. It smells like death. 392 00:15:29,011 --> 00:15:30,929 Yeah, I don't think that's been emptied in a while. 393 00:15:32,261 --> 00:15:34,804 You bought an RV full of someone else's shit? 394 00:15:34,804 --> 00:15:36,553 Yeah, I didn't think to check the shit. 395 00:15:36,553 --> 00:15:38,762 ♪♪♪ 396 00:15:38,762 --> 00:15:40,470 Oh, fuck! 397 00:15:41,720 --> 00:15:42,929 We gotta empty this. 398 00:15:42,929 --> 00:15:44,387 We? 399 00:15:44,387 --> 00:15:46,804 ♪♪♪ 400 00:16:03,303 --> 00:16:05,387 I'm sorry, Ester. [sniffles] 401 00:16:13,220 --> 00:16:14,595 [Kev] We should say a prayer. 402 00:16:14,595 --> 00:16:16,011 Yeah, you should, baby. 403 00:16:17,929 --> 00:16:19,970 ♪ "Amazing Grace" playing on bagpipes ♪ 404 00:16:19,970 --> 00:16:22,929 O Father, heavenly Father up in the sky 405 00:16:22,929 --> 00:16:24,887 who watches over us in heaven and Earth, 406 00:16:24,887 --> 00:16:26,929 we give to you our daily bread. 407 00:16:26,929 --> 00:16:29,845 Forgive us our trespasses unto others 408 00:16:29,845 --> 00:16:32,553 as we would have them 409 00:16:32,553 --> 00:16:34,220 unto ourselves. 410 00:16:34,220 --> 00:16:35,178 Amen. 411 00:16:35,178 --> 00:16:36,637 [all] Amen. 412 00:16:36,637 --> 00:16:37,845 Good job, baby. 413 00:16:37,845 --> 00:16:39,512 It's all that Catholic school that I did. 414 00:16:39,512 --> 00:16:41,720 Can you tell us how he died? Heart attack? 415 00:16:41,720 --> 00:16:42,762 Uh, he looked jaundiced. 416 00:16:42,762 --> 00:16:44,345 Breasts were augmented. 417 00:16:44,345 --> 00:16:46,011 Uh, his veins around his belly button 418 00:16:46,011 --> 00:16:49,512 were enlarged, swollen extremities, so... 419 00:16:49,512 --> 00:16:52,011 probably cirrhosis from all the booze you fed him. 420 00:16:52,011 --> 00:16:54,512 Oh, my God. 421 00:16:54,512 --> 00:16:55,679 We killed Billy. 422 00:16:55,679 --> 00:16:57,887 No, we didn't. 423 00:16:57,887 --> 00:16:59,220 You murdered hm. 424 00:16:59,220 --> 00:17:00,679 [Veronica] Billy had free will. 425 00:17:00,679 --> 00:17:01,887 He was a grown-ass man. 426 00:17:01,887 --> 00:17:03,053 It was his choice to drink. 427 00:17:03,053 --> 00:17:05,970 But we made the alcohol available to him. 428 00:17:05,970 --> 00:17:08,679 That's kind of what happens in a bar, Kev. 429 00:17:08,679 --> 00:17:10,637 You might as well have handed him a loaded gun. 430 00:17:11,804 --> 00:17:13,470 That's exactly what we did. 431 00:17:13,470 --> 00:17:15,303 Okay. 432 00:17:15,303 --> 00:17:18,804 I guess no one wants a shot of tequila on the house 433 00:17:18,804 --> 00:17:20,220 in honor of Billy, then. 434 00:17:22,053 --> 00:17:24,053 Fuck that coroner. He didn't know shit. 435 00:17:24,053 --> 00:17:26,553 Yeah, what's he think, he's a doctor? 436 00:17:26,553 --> 00:17:28,720 [patrons clamoring] 437 00:17:28,720 --> 00:17:30,387 ♪ rock music ♪ 438 00:17:30,387 --> 00:17:32,095 ♪ If you think I'm gonna leave ♪ 439 00:17:32,095 --> 00:17:37,428 ♪ That golden girl up alone all night ♪ 440 00:17:37,428 --> 00:17:40,220 ♪ I may have tricked myself, she couldn't shake it ♪ 441 00:17:40,220 --> 00:17:43,387 ♪ So I guess you might be right ♪ 442 00:17:43,387 --> 00:17:45,428 ♪ We're gonna keep the lights down ♪ 443 00:17:45,428 --> 00:17:46,887 ♪ Keep the lights down... ♪ 444 00:17:46,887 --> 00:17:48,720 Security, we have code orange. 445 00:17:48,720 --> 00:17:50,929 Woman in the green sweatpants heading out with merch. 446 00:17:52,220 --> 00:17:54,011 Got eyes on her now. 447 00:17:54,011 --> 00:17:55,428 Excuse me, miss. 448 00:17:55,428 --> 00:17:57,595 Hi. 449 00:17:57,595 --> 00:17:58,929 Ah, shit. 450 00:17:58,929 --> 00:18:01,011 ♪♪♪ 451 00:18:01,011 --> 00:18:02,428 Cough it up and we're good! 452 00:18:02,428 --> 00:18:04,011 Fuck you! I didn't steal anything! 453 00:18:04,011 --> 00:18:05,637 Why you running? 454 00:18:05,637 --> 00:18:07,804 ♪♪♪ 455 00:18:07,804 --> 00:18:09,679 Christ on a stick. 456 00:18:09,679 --> 00:18:13,929 ♪♪♪ 457 00:18:13,929 --> 00:18:17,136 - Get off me! - Hey, shut your face. 458 00:18:17,136 --> 00:18:19,762 I just got out of prison, so I have no qualms 459 00:18:19,762 --> 00:18:21,345 about reaching down your throat, 460 00:18:21,345 --> 00:18:23,136 through your intestines, and out your fucking asshole 461 00:18:23,136 --> 00:18:24,845 to take back whatever you stole. 462 00:18:24,845 --> 00:18:26,637 Hand it over. 463 00:18:26,637 --> 00:18:29,053 Here. 464 00:18:29,053 --> 00:18:30,762 Asshole. 465 00:18:31,804 --> 00:18:34,428 Stole this ugly piece of shit? What's wrong with you? 466 00:18:34,428 --> 00:18:35,637 You know what? Get up. 467 00:18:38,220 --> 00:18:40,261 Now, you are gonna hand this back 468 00:18:40,261 --> 00:18:41,970 to the nice little nerd that works at the store. 469 00:18:41,970 --> 00:18:44,303 - Jesus. - Yeah, you don't like that? 470 00:18:44,303 --> 00:18:46,136 'Cause then you're gonna go buy me a fucking Orange Julius. 471 00:18:57,428 --> 00:18:59,553 ♪ Let me catch my ♪ 472 00:18:59,553 --> 00:19:01,595 ♪ Catch, come on ♪ 473 00:19:01,595 --> 00:19:03,387 ♪ Catch, come on ♪ 474 00:19:03,387 --> 00:19:04,929 ♪ Let me catch my ♪ 475 00:19:04,929 --> 00:19:07,720 ♪ upbeat rock music ♪ 476 00:19:07,720 --> 00:19:13,011 ♪♪♪ 477 00:19:14,053 --> 00:19:16,720 Billy, whoa. Really, under the mattress? 478 00:19:16,720 --> 00:19:21,679 ♪♪♪ 479 00:19:27,428 --> 00:19:28,762 ♪ Catch, come on ♪ 480 00:19:28,762 --> 00:19:33,512 ♪♪♪ 481 00:19:35,637 --> 00:19:37,178 ♪ Let me catch my ♪ 482 00:19:37,178 --> 00:19:42,220 ♪♪♪ 483 00:19:43,512 --> 00:19:46,553 ♪ Let me catch my ♪ 484 00:19:46,553 --> 00:19:49,053 Shit. Billy Junior? 485 00:19:49,053 --> 00:19:53,553 ♪♪♪ 486 00:19:53,553 --> 00:19:54,970 Hey! 487 00:19:54,970 --> 00:19:57,220 [Debbie] Hey. 488 00:19:57,220 --> 00:19:59,887 Girl, congratulations! 489 00:19:59,887 --> 00:20:02,303 You got that dough-re-mi! 490 00:20:02,303 --> 00:20:04,845 I know. Thank you so much for helping me. 491 00:20:04,845 --> 00:20:07,720 You ready to go celebrate with some downtown happy hour? 492 00:20:07,720 --> 00:20:09,303 Yep. Just waiting on the sitter. 493 00:20:09,303 --> 00:20:12,220 [indistinct speech over TV] 494 00:20:16,011 --> 00:20:17,845 I cannot tell you two apart. 495 00:20:17,845 --> 00:20:20,095 I pooped in Pepa's shoes. 496 00:20:20,095 --> 00:20:22,553 Good for you. 497 00:20:22,553 --> 00:20:24,261 [knock at door] 498 00:20:28,387 --> 00:20:30,762 Hey. Thanks for watching the kids. 499 00:20:30,762 --> 00:20:32,053 You got my goods? 500 00:20:32,053 --> 00:20:34,762 - Right there. - Sweet. 501 00:20:34,762 --> 00:20:37,345 Hi, baby. I'm gonna go out for a little while. 502 00:20:37,345 --> 00:20:39,428 You're gonna listen to Stella while I'm gone, okay? 503 00:20:39,428 --> 00:20:40,679 - Okay. - Hey. 504 00:20:40,679 --> 00:20:42,595 She better be alive when I get home. 505 00:20:46,762 --> 00:20:49,220 Go get your mama's weed for me. 506 00:20:51,595 --> 00:20:52,595 Now! 507 00:20:59,387 --> 00:21:02,053 So why can't we just dump it in the park? 508 00:21:02,053 --> 00:21:03,929 I got a better idea. 509 00:21:03,929 --> 00:21:06,679 Oh, my God. I can still smell it back here. 510 00:21:06,679 --> 00:21:08,220 You're downwind of me. 511 00:21:08,220 --> 00:21:10,303 Why don't you just get-get in the front? 512 00:21:10,303 --> 00:21:12,220 All right. Let's make a run for it, Fred. 513 00:21:12,220 --> 00:21:13,929 Here we go. All right. 514 00:21:13,929 --> 00:21:15,178 [both] Go, go, go, go, go. 515 00:21:15,178 --> 00:21:18,595 [Tami] Yeah. [sighs] 516 00:21:18,595 --> 00:21:20,428 Yeah, you're right. It is a little better up here. 517 00:21:20,428 --> 00:21:21,387 Yeah. 518 00:21:22,970 --> 00:21:24,470 Wait, is that where you're gonna dump it? 519 00:21:24,470 --> 00:21:26,804 Yup. Hey, I need you on lookout. 520 00:21:26,804 --> 00:21:27,970 Just make sure those construction workers 521 00:21:27,970 --> 00:21:29,595 don't see me, all right? 522 00:21:29,595 --> 00:21:31,428 Okeydokey. 523 00:21:31,428 --> 00:21:34,220 But hurry up, okay? We got some sexin' to do. 524 00:21:38,887 --> 00:21:41,345 Hey! Hi, guys. 525 00:21:41,345 --> 00:21:42,595 How's it going? 526 00:21:42,595 --> 00:21:45,387 Any of you wanna take responsibility for this? 527 00:21:45,387 --> 00:21:46,261 Nah. 528 00:21:46,261 --> 00:21:47,512 No? 529 00:21:47,512 --> 00:21:49,553 You wanna look at his face first? 530 00:21:49,553 --> 00:21:51,428 Some of you look familiar. 531 00:21:53,845 --> 00:21:55,720 [scoffs] Carl! 532 00:21:55,720 --> 00:21:57,804 You see what's on this flyer? 533 00:21:57,804 --> 00:21:59,095 Yeah. 534 00:21:59,095 --> 00:22:00,929 Fish bites, soda, and a cookie, 535 00:22:00,929 --> 00:22:02,679 only $7.95. 536 00:22:02,679 --> 00:22:04,512 And what do I have in front of me? 537 00:22:04,512 --> 00:22:06,720 Soda, soda, soda, soda, 538 00:22:06,720 --> 00:22:08,970 cookie, cookie, cookie, cookie. 539 00:22:09,887 --> 00:22:11,512 Guess what I don't have. 540 00:22:13,011 --> 00:22:14,095 Here are your fish bites, Lori. 541 00:22:14,095 --> 00:22:16,637 Yeah. About time. 542 00:22:17,929 --> 00:22:21,428 Thank you very much for your patience, 543 00:22:21,428 --> 00:22:24,804 and throwing in an extra cookie for your wait. 544 00:22:24,804 --> 00:22:26,887 Okay. Carl. 545 00:22:26,887 --> 00:22:30,136 Maybe if you would get off the phone with your bitches, 546 00:22:30,136 --> 00:22:32,387 I wouldn't have angry customers up my ass. 547 00:22:32,387 --> 00:22:33,762 I'm not on the phone with my "bitches." 548 00:22:33,762 --> 00:22:35,845 I'm on the phone with the city. 549 00:22:35,845 --> 00:22:37,512 My cousin works for the city. 550 00:22:37,512 --> 00:22:38,887 They have contests to see who can answer 551 00:22:38,887 --> 00:22:40,887 the least amount of phone calls in a day. 552 00:22:40,887 --> 00:22:42,595 Yeah, well, I saw an old lady get shot last night 553 00:22:42,595 --> 00:22:44,011 at the bus stop. 554 00:22:44,011 --> 00:22:45,220 Streetlights were out. 555 00:22:45,220 --> 00:22:47,345 It was dark. Guy came out of nowhere. 556 00:22:47,345 --> 00:22:49,720 You wanna see a bunch of streetlights? 557 00:22:49,720 --> 00:22:51,178 Come up to my place on the North Side. 558 00:22:51,178 --> 00:22:53,387 I got plenty of streetlights. 559 00:22:53,387 --> 00:22:54,804 See you, what, around ten? 560 00:22:55,261 --> 00:22:56,220 [woman over phone] This is Janice, 561 00:22:56,220 --> 00:22:58,053 employee number 7253. 562 00:22:58,053 --> 00:22:59,387 How can I help you? 563 00:22:59,387 --> 00:23:01,095 Uh, yeah, hi, I'm calling, uh, about getting 564 00:23:01,095 --> 00:23:02,136 some streetlights fixed. 565 00:23:02,136 --> 00:23:03,261 What's the address? 566 00:23:03,261 --> 00:23:04,887 Uh, Ashcroft and Ridgley. 567 00:23:04,887 --> 00:23:06,720 Okay, South Side. 568 00:23:06,720 --> 00:23:08,762 Looks like we can schedule a work crew to come out. 569 00:23:08,762 --> 00:23:10,261 All right, awesome. When? 570 00:23:10,261 --> 00:23:12,220 Next available date is April 17th. 571 00:23:12,220 --> 00:23:14,470 - April? - Of 2022. 572 00:23:14,470 --> 00:23:16,136 Wait. People are getting shot! 573 00:23:16,136 --> 00:23:17,679 Thank you for calling the city of Chicago. 574 00:23:17,679 --> 00:23:20,178 [line clicks] 575 00:23:20,178 --> 00:23:21,428 This is bullshit! 576 00:23:21,428 --> 00:23:23,303 City basically killed an old black lady, 577 00:23:23,303 --> 00:23:25,095 and they don't even give two shits. 578 00:23:25,095 --> 00:23:26,136 It's like she didn't even exist. 579 00:23:26,136 --> 00:23:28,053 Wasn't even on the news. 580 00:23:28,053 --> 00:23:29,929 You watch the news? 581 00:23:29,929 --> 00:23:31,345 I gotta do something about this, 582 00:23:31,345 --> 00:23:34,053 let everybody know what happened. 583 00:23:34,053 --> 00:23:35,512 You go, girl. 584 00:23:38,887 --> 00:23:40,637 That's pretty, baby. 585 00:23:40,637 --> 00:23:42,720 Okay, who wants a drink? 586 00:23:42,720 --> 00:23:45,845 V, what if I clean the scum out of the soda gun 587 00:23:45,845 --> 00:23:48,261 and we serve Cokes instead of death? 588 00:23:48,261 --> 00:23:50,303 Kev, nobody is gonna order a Coke. 589 00:23:50,303 --> 00:23:52,136 That's why there's scum in the gun. 590 00:23:52,136 --> 00:23:53,136 I'll have a Coke... 591 00:23:54,053 --> 00:23:55,595 ...with a rum back. 592 00:23:56,637 --> 00:23:57,720 [Frank] Done mourning. 593 00:23:57,720 --> 00:23:59,762 Ready to drink. 594 00:23:59,762 --> 00:24:01,845 This should keep me well-lubricated 595 00:24:01,845 --> 00:24:05,387 for the better part of the day, Mr. Barkeep. 596 00:24:05,387 --> 00:24:08,637 Let's...let's memorialize Billy. 597 00:24:13,261 --> 00:24:14,970 What can we say about Billy 598 00:24:14,970 --> 00:24:16,887 that we don't already know? 599 00:24:16,887 --> 00:24:18,011 Um, everything. 600 00:24:18,011 --> 00:24:19,553 I don't know anything about him. 601 00:24:19,553 --> 00:24:22,804 He had a son who looked just like him... 602 00:24:22,804 --> 00:24:24,637 or maybe a brother. 603 00:24:24,637 --> 00:24:29,136 - Um...he was a man... - [door squeaks open] 604 00:24:29,136 --> 00:24:31,845 ♪ blues music ♪ 605 00:24:31,845 --> 00:24:34,387 ♪♪♪ 606 00:24:34,387 --> 00:24:36,512 - ...who loved fishing. - [Kev] What? 607 00:24:36,512 --> 00:24:38,887 [Frank] He always kept a bountiful supply 608 00:24:38,887 --> 00:24:42,178 of deli meats on hand... 609 00:24:42,178 --> 00:24:43,345 although his... 610 00:24:43,345 --> 00:24:48,345 ♪♪♪ 611 00:24:49,845 --> 00:24:51,595 ...his living quarters was always a mess. 612 00:24:51,595 --> 00:24:53,136 So here's to Billy. Hip, hip... 613 00:24:53,136 --> 00:24:55,011 [all weakly] Hooray. 614 00:24:55,011 --> 00:24:59,762 ♪♪♪ 615 00:25:01,428 --> 00:25:03,053 That was a beautiful speech. 616 00:25:03,053 --> 00:25:04,553 ♪♪♪ 617 00:25:04,553 --> 00:25:06,303 Oh, you heard that? 618 00:25:06,303 --> 00:25:08,845 [laughs] I didn't even notice you were sitting there. 619 00:25:08,845 --> 00:25:12,345 ♪♪♪ 620 00:25:12,345 --> 00:25:13,762 Do you wanna join me? 621 00:25:13,762 --> 00:25:16,887 ♪♪♪ 622 00:25:16,887 --> 00:25:21,679 Well, I have a pretty busy day ahead of me. Uh... 623 00:25:21,679 --> 00:25:23,804 I suppose one drink would be all right. 624 00:25:23,804 --> 00:25:26,762 ♪♪♪ 625 00:25:26,762 --> 00:25:28,553 Faye Donahue. 626 00:25:28,553 --> 00:25:30,720 Enchanté. Frank Gallagher. 627 00:25:30,720 --> 00:25:32,178 You speak French? 628 00:25:32,178 --> 00:25:34,178 Oui. Un poquito. 629 00:25:34,178 --> 00:25:35,887 I hope you're okay 630 00:25:35,887 --> 00:25:37,970 with a 12-year double cask Macallen. 631 00:25:37,970 --> 00:25:39,970 Well... 632 00:25:39,970 --> 00:25:41,929 in a pinch, it'll have to do. 633 00:25:41,929 --> 00:25:43,553 [laughs] 634 00:25:43,553 --> 00:25:46,387 Barkeep, two glasses, please. 635 00:25:46,387 --> 00:25:47,387 Of what? 636 00:25:47,387 --> 00:25:48,637 Just the glasses. 637 00:25:48,637 --> 00:25:53,053 ♪♪♪ 638 00:25:53,053 --> 00:25:54,679 Hey, pretty lady. 639 00:25:54,679 --> 00:25:56,720 You can't drink your own booze in here. 640 00:25:56,720 --> 00:25:58,428 If you want scotch, we have scotch. 641 00:25:58,428 --> 00:26:00,428 I'm sorry. 642 00:26:00,428 --> 00:26:02,637 I was gonna pay you a corkage fee. 643 00:26:02,637 --> 00:26:04,261 What the hell is a corkage fee? 644 00:26:04,261 --> 00:26:06,762 You charge us for the alcohol we would've bought 645 00:26:06,762 --> 00:26:08,595 but are not drinking. 646 00:26:08,595 --> 00:26:10,512 - This work? - [Veronica] $40? 647 00:26:10,512 --> 00:26:12,387 Sure does. Cork away. 648 00:26:25,804 --> 00:26:27,970 ♪♪♪ 649 00:26:27,970 --> 00:26:30,095 To Billy... 650 00:26:30,095 --> 00:26:32,261 and chance encounters. 651 00:26:32,261 --> 00:26:32,970 [glasses clink] 652 00:26:32,970 --> 00:26:36,762 ♪♪♪ 653 00:26:36,762 --> 00:26:38,637 Mmm. 654 00:26:38,637 --> 00:26:39,720 Mmm. 655 00:26:39,720 --> 00:26:40,970 Mmm. 656 00:26:43,345 --> 00:26:45,637 Hey, Shelly. 657 00:26:45,637 --> 00:26:47,095 What's up, Sparky? 658 00:26:47,095 --> 00:26:48,762 Um, I ain't got you on the schedule today. 659 00:26:48,762 --> 00:26:50,053 Came to pick up my check. 660 00:26:51,845 --> 00:26:55,637 Um...I'm gonna give you this, and I want you to run. 661 00:26:55,637 --> 00:26:56,887 - What? - Run. 662 00:26:56,887 --> 00:26:58,136 Why? 663 00:26:58,136 --> 00:26:59,470 Hey, look who it is! 664 00:26:59,470 --> 00:27:01,011 Sparky Gallagher. 665 00:27:01,011 --> 00:27:02,303 That's why. 666 00:27:02,303 --> 00:27:05,011 - Here to pick up your check? - Uh, fuck. 667 00:27:05,011 --> 00:27:06,261 Mine. 668 00:27:06,261 --> 00:27:07,345 What the hell, Paula? 669 00:27:07,345 --> 00:27:09,303 Well, way I see it is, 670 00:27:09,303 --> 00:27:11,303 your little Good Samaritan act the other day 671 00:27:11,303 --> 00:27:13,804 cost me in kickbacks probably just about 672 00:27:13,804 --> 00:27:15,387 what you make in a week, 673 00:27:15,387 --> 00:27:17,512 so...you don't mind, 674 00:27:17,512 --> 00:27:20,011 I'll just have you put your Sparky Hancock 675 00:27:20,011 --> 00:27:21,679 right there. 676 00:27:28,178 --> 00:27:30,345 All right. 677 00:27:30,345 --> 00:27:32,470 Gonna buy myself something real purty 678 00:27:32,470 --> 00:27:34,345 with this now. [laughs] 679 00:27:37,095 --> 00:27:38,637 Told you to run. 680 00:27:41,303 --> 00:27:43,011 To Derek's death benefit. 681 00:27:43,011 --> 00:27:44,512 [chuckles] 682 00:27:44,512 --> 00:27:46,053 [mellow rock music playing] 683 00:27:46,053 --> 00:27:48,136 Mm, not bad. 684 00:27:48,136 --> 00:27:49,512 Right? 685 00:27:49,512 --> 00:27:52,178 ♪♪♪ 686 00:27:52,178 --> 00:27:53,679 This place is fancy. 687 00:27:53,679 --> 00:27:55,220 Yeah, this is where I come 688 00:27:55,220 --> 00:27:57,011 looking for all my baby daddies. 689 00:27:57,011 --> 00:27:58,929 Really, these guys? 690 00:27:58,929 --> 00:28:00,220 They're rich. 691 00:28:00,220 --> 00:28:01,720 And old as shit. 692 00:28:01,720 --> 00:28:03,887 Just means they'll die sooner. 693 00:28:04,762 --> 00:28:07,011 I'm glad I'm financially set for a while. 694 00:28:07,011 --> 00:28:08,220 No, no, no, no. 695 00:28:08,220 --> 00:28:10,470 That money is not gonna last forever. 696 00:28:10,470 --> 00:28:12,595 You need to find your next sucker now 697 00:28:12,595 --> 00:28:13,970 so that when the money runs out, 698 00:28:13,970 --> 00:28:15,929 there's no break in the cash flow. 699 00:28:15,929 --> 00:28:18,178 I'm not sure I wanna have another kid. 700 00:28:18,178 --> 00:28:20,720 Don't look at it as a kid. Look at it as a gravy train. 701 00:28:20,720 --> 00:28:23,845 ♪♪♪ 702 00:28:23,845 --> 00:28:25,845 Here we go! Come on. Come, come on. 703 00:28:29,303 --> 00:28:30,887 [emphatically] Hi. 704 00:28:30,887 --> 00:28:32,220 I'm Megan, 705 00:28:32,220 --> 00:28:34,095 and this is Debbie. 706 00:28:34,095 --> 00:28:36,679 Oh, well. I'm, uh...I'm Mark, 707 00:28:36,679 --> 00:28:38,804 and, uh, this is Charles. 708 00:28:38,804 --> 00:28:40,887 Ooh. 709 00:28:40,887 --> 00:28:42,261 You're a pretty one. 710 00:28:43,011 --> 00:28:44,720 Mm-hmm. 711 00:28:44,720 --> 00:28:46,845 [laughs] 712 00:28:52,762 --> 00:28:54,261 Hey, how's it going? 713 00:29:00,095 --> 00:29:01,679 Hey, so what's going on? 714 00:29:01,679 --> 00:29:03,261 Eh, preseason media day: 715 00:29:03,261 --> 00:29:06,053 signing some autographs, selling new overpriced merch, 716 00:29:06,053 --> 00:29:07,095 usual. 717 00:29:07,095 --> 00:29:08,261 Oh. 718 00:29:08,261 --> 00:29:09,637 Lead story: the Bears 719 00:29:09,637 --> 00:29:11,512 have added a meatless burger to the menu. 720 00:29:11,512 --> 00:29:12,845 Big news. 721 00:29:14,512 --> 00:29:16,345 Yeah, a woman got shot last night. 722 00:29:16,345 --> 00:29:18,220 - Really? - Yeah. 723 00:29:18,220 --> 00:29:20,095 Guy came out of nowhere, shot her in cold blood. 724 00:29:20,095 --> 00:29:21,261 - Where? - South Side. 725 00:29:21,261 --> 00:29:22,345 Oh. She white? 726 00:29:22,345 --> 00:29:23,595 - Black. - Young? 727 00:29:23,595 --> 00:29:24,845 - Old. - Celebrity? 728 00:29:24,845 --> 00:29:26,845 - Grandma. - [scoffs] You ready for me? 729 00:29:26,845 --> 00:29:28,178 - [cameraman] Yeah. - Yeah, but she was shot! 730 00:29:28,178 --> 00:29:29,804 The streetlights were out 'cause the city didn't care. 731 00:29:29,804 --> 00:29:31,095 You could be the first to report on it. 732 00:29:33,303 --> 00:29:35,428 I'm at Soldier Field, where vegetarians 733 00:29:35,428 --> 00:29:37,303 from across the city are cheering. 734 00:29:37,303 --> 00:29:39,845 Is it for Dickie Burke's end zone dance? 735 00:29:39,845 --> 00:29:43,595 Nope, it's the Bears' meatless burger. 736 00:29:43,595 --> 00:29:45,303 [male reporter] Meatless burger. 737 00:29:45,303 --> 00:29:46,303 That's right, you heard it. 738 00:29:46,303 --> 00:29:47,845 Everyone's excited about it. 739 00:29:47,845 --> 00:29:49,845 This is gonna be something that people 740 00:29:49,845 --> 00:29:51,845 are gonna talk about for a long time. 741 00:29:51,845 --> 00:29:54,512 The meatless burger is in the stadium, folks. 742 00:29:54,512 --> 00:29:56,220 You gotta get down here soon as you can... 743 00:29:56,220 --> 00:29:57,178 - [laughs] - Stop it. 744 00:29:57,178 --> 00:29:58,929 I'm serious. 745 00:29:58,929 --> 00:30:01,178 It was November before I knew I was in the wrong class. 746 00:30:01,178 --> 00:30:02,804 How did that even happen? 747 00:30:02,804 --> 00:30:05,428 I was a dumb college freshman, 748 00:30:05,428 --> 00:30:06,804 thought I was taking 749 00:30:06,804 --> 00:30:08,428 Better Orgasms: A Woman's Study. 750 00:30:08,428 --> 00:30:09,762 I'd signed up for 751 00:30:09,762 --> 00:30:11,679 Better Organisms: A Whale's Study. 752 00:30:11,679 --> 00:30:13,929 Oh, my. That is rich. 753 00:30:13,929 --> 00:30:15,303 [both laughing] 754 00:30:15,303 --> 00:30:17,845 What could that woman possibly see in Frank? 755 00:30:17,845 --> 00:30:19,512 [Veronica] Maybe she's blind. 756 00:30:19,512 --> 00:30:21,178 And has no sense of smell. 757 00:30:21,178 --> 00:30:22,970 Kev, I've been looking, 758 00:30:22,970 --> 00:30:25,929 and Billy was one of our best customers. 759 00:30:25,929 --> 00:30:27,720 God rest his soul. 760 00:30:27,720 --> 00:30:30,887 No, I mean he was, like, 28 percent of our business. 761 00:30:30,887 --> 00:30:32,845 Well, he used to always buy everyone rounds. 762 00:30:32,845 --> 00:30:34,970 God rest his soul. 763 00:30:34,970 --> 00:30:36,637 We have a major supply-and-demand problem 764 00:30:36,637 --> 00:30:38,136 on our hands. 765 00:30:38,136 --> 00:30:39,970 - Supply and demand? - We have a lot of supply, 766 00:30:39,970 --> 00:30:41,595 and Billy was much of our demand. 767 00:30:42,762 --> 00:30:44,470 We need more customers. 768 00:30:44,470 --> 00:30:45,470 Well, what's wrong with us? 769 00:30:45,470 --> 00:30:47,053 You drink like pussies. 770 00:30:47,053 --> 00:30:49,011 We need to find hard-core boozers. 771 00:30:49,011 --> 00:30:50,595 Come on. 772 00:30:50,595 --> 00:30:52,136 What if we just turned this place into a juice bar? 773 00:30:52,136 --> 00:30:54,011 - Kev! - I'm coming. 774 00:30:54,011 --> 00:30:55,887 [Faye laughs] 775 00:30:55,887 --> 00:30:57,303 Tell me more about Frank Gallagher, 776 00:30:57,303 --> 00:30:58,553 the early years. 777 00:30:58,553 --> 00:30:59,887 I've been doing all the talking. 778 00:30:59,887 --> 00:31:01,387 I don't know anything about you. 779 00:31:01,387 --> 00:31:02,553 Where are you from? 780 00:31:02,553 --> 00:31:05,470 How did you end up in this neck of the woods? 781 00:31:05,470 --> 00:31:08,387 City put a boot on my car. 782 00:31:08,387 --> 00:31:11,261 Parking tickets. Quite a few parking tickets. 783 00:31:11,261 --> 00:31:13,887 [scoffs] 784 00:31:13,887 --> 00:31:15,845 Why didn't you say something before? 785 00:31:17,679 --> 00:31:20,387 I will have that off 786 00:31:20,387 --> 00:31:21,887 in no time. 787 00:31:22,970 --> 00:31:25,887 Do you have an in with the transportation department? 788 00:31:25,887 --> 00:31:29,178 No, I have an in 789 00:31:29,178 --> 00:31:32,136 with an acetylene torch. 790 00:31:32,136 --> 00:31:33,428 Oh. 791 00:31:35,261 --> 00:31:38,261 Mm. So what are we gonna do now? 792 00:31:38,261 --> 00:31:39,595 Have sex. 793 00:31:39,595 --> 00:31:41,595 No, I mean, yes, yes, 794 00:31:41,595 --> 00:31:44,595 but what are we gonna do when we have to go poop again? 795 00:31:44,595 --> 00:31:46,136 Is this your idea of foreplay? 796 00:31:46,136 --> 00:31:47,970 I'm trying to think ahead. 797 00:31:47,970 --> 00:31:51,595 Uh, we can dump it out. It's that simple. 798 00:31:51,595 --> 00:31:52,637 You wanna be on top, or should I? 799 00:31:52,637 --> 00:31:54,261 - Uh, no, you can. - Okay. 800 00:31:54,261 --> 00:31:57,512 So haul buckets of crap to a porta-potty? 801 00:31:57,512 --> 00:31:58,804 Oh, yeah. We use toilets in the house. 802 00:31:58,804 --> 00:31:59,929 - All right? - Yeah. 803 00:31:59,929 --> 00:32:01,720 - Mm-hmm. - But walk over there 804 00:32:01,720 --> 00:32:03,595 in the middle of the night in the winter? 805 00:32:03,595 --> 00:32:05,095 Hey, is there any chance we can talk about this 806 00:32:05,095 --> 00:32:07,095 after the sex? 807 00:32:07,095 --> 00:32:08,804 - Yes. - Yeah. 808 00:32:08,804 --> 00:32:09,929 - I'm sorry. - Okay, that's okay. 809 00:32:09,929 --> 00:32:11,136 - Let's do this. - Yep. 810 00:32:11,136 --> 00:32:12,762 [Tami] Yeah. 811 00:32:12,762 --> 00:32:13,804 You have a condom, right? 812 00:32:13,804 --> 00:32:14,970 No. 813 00:32:14,970 --> 00:32:16,553 We need one. 814 00:32:16,553 --> 00:32:18,053 You just had a baby. 815 00:32:18,053 --> 00:32:19,887 Yeah, and I can have another one. 816 00:32:19,887 --> 00:32:21,136 Not while you're breastfeeding. 817 00:32:21,136 --> 00:32:23,136 That's an old wives' tale. 818 00:32:23,136 --> 00:32:24,762 - Are you sure? - [laughs] 819 00:32:24,762 --> 00:32:27,970 I am the ripest I've ever been right now. 820 00:32:27,970 --> 00:32:30,470 All right, well, we can Google it, 821 00:32:30,470 --> 00:32:32,053 and then if I'm right, 822 00:32:32,053 --> 00:32:35,553 then, uh, I don't have to go get a condom. 823 00:32:35,553 --> 00:32:38,136 - Go ahead. - Right. 824 00:32:38,136 --> 00:32:41,053 Uh, can a woman get pregnant while breastfeeding? 825 00:32:41,053 --> 00:32:42,637 [Siri] A woman's chances of getting pregnant 826 00:32:42,637 --> 00:32:43,679 when she's breastfeeding 827 00:32:43,679 --> 00:32:45,970 increase by 40 percent. 828 00:32:45,970 --> 00:32:47,136 [Tami chuckles] 829 00:32:49,804 --> 00:32:50,762 [door slams] 830 00:32:50,762 --> 00:32:52,136 About time, man. 831 00:32:52,136 --> 00:32:53,512 Your Panda Express is getting cold. 832 00:32:53,512 --> 00:32:55,220 Hey, you wanna know what I bought from Costco? 833 00:32:55,220 --> 00:32:56,595 I don't know. Soap, hopefully. 834 00:32:56,595 --> 00:32:57,845 Nothing. You know why? 835 00:32:57,845 --> 00:32:59,512 Why? Eat your Szechuan beans. 836 00:32:59,512 --> 00:33:01,470 Paula took my fucking paycheck. 837 00:33:01,470 --> 00:33:03,220 What? 838 00:33:03,220 --> 00:33:05,679 Something about me owing her for kickbacks or some bullshit. 839 00:33:05,679 --> 00:33:07,595 That's what POs are like, man. 840 00:33:07,595 --> 00:33:08,762 Sooner you accept it, 841 00:33:08,762 --> 00:33:09,845 the sooner shit won't bother you. 842 00:33:09,845 --> 00:33:11,303 Okay, okay. Easy for you to say. 843 00:33:11,303 --> 00:33:12,720 You have do-gooder Larry. 844 00:33:12,720 --> 00:33:14,136 Look, look, Paula's whole job 845 00:33:14,136 --> 00:33:15,512 is to make your life miserable. 846 00:33:15,512 --> 00:33:18,595 Your job is to not let it bother you. 847 00:33:18,595 --> 00:33:20,178 Or I could kill her. 848 00:33:20,178 --> 00:33:21,887 Yeah, great plan. End up back in the joint. 849 00:33:21,887 --> 00:33:23,011 No, I think it might be worth it. 850 00:33:23,011 --> 00:33:24,011 I don't know if I can handle two more years 851 00:33:24,011 --> 00:33:25,512 of this fucking bullshit. 852 00:33:25,512 --> 00:33:27,553 Chill your fucking tits and eat your noodles, man. 853 00:33:27,553 --> 00:33:28,845 Let's talk about something else. 854 00:33:30,637 --> 00:33:32,178 [Paula] Fellas! 855 00:33:32,178 --> 00:33:34,136 Hey! How's it going? 856 00:33:34,136 --> 00:33:35,595 Is that Sbarro? 857 00:33:35,595 --> 00:33:36,887 Love me some Sbarro. 858 00:33:36,887 --> 00:33:38,178 Mmm! 859 00:33:38,178 --> 00:33:39,929 What is this? You stalking me now? 860 00:33:39,929 --> 00:33:42,095 No, not here for you. Uh-uh. 861 00:33:42,095 --> 00:33:45,845 So that leaves just one other person at this table. 862 00:33:45,845 --> 00:33:46,845 That's too fucking bad. 863 00:33:46,845 --> 00:33:48,303 You ain't my PO, Lollipop Guild. 864 00:33:48,303 --> 00:33:49,261 Let's get out of here, 865 00:33:49,261 --> 00:33:51,512 get some Pinkberry. 866 00:33:51,512 --> 00:33:53,220 That's the rub. 867 00:33:53,220 --> 00:33:55,637 I made a little arrangement with Larry, so sit. 868 00:33:55,637 --> 00:33:56,720 You're mine now. 869 00:33:58,595 --> 00:33:59,845 Wait, what? 870 00:34:02,053 --> 00:34:03,887 It's never good in a relationship 871 00:34:03,887 --> 00:34:06,136 when one partner has a soft PO. 872 00:34:06,136 --> 00:34:07,762 This took a lot of effort on my part 873 00:34:07,762 --> 00:34:09,136 to make this happen. 874 00:34:09,136 --> 00:34:10,512 Had to have dinner with Larry and his wife 875 00:34:10,512 --> 00:34:11,970 at the Olive Garden. 876 00:34:11,970 --> 00:34:13,553 Ugh, those kids. 877 00:34:13,553 --> 00:34:15,136 One of them's into magic. 878 00:34:15,136 --> 00:34:16,595 Kept making the breadsticks disappear. 879 00:34:16,595 --> 00:34:18,095 I wanted to tell him, "That's not a trick. 880 00:34:18,095 --> 00:34:19,804 You're just a fat fuck," but whatever. 881 00:34:19,804 --> 00:34:23,303 Anyway, Larry switched with me, so...you're welcome. 882 00:34:23,303 --> 00:34:24,887 Why would you do that? 883 00:34:24,887 --> 00:34:26,929 I never had a Milkovich before. 884 00:34:26,929 --> 00:34:28,470 Always wanted one. 885 00:34:28,470 --> 00:34:31,136 So I seized the opportunity. 886 00:34:31,136 --> 00:34:34,053 All right, I got a two-person job for you guys, 887 00:34:34,053 --> 00:34:36,220 so let's finish up with this lunch, 888 00:34:36,220 --> 00:34:39,095 and we're all gonna skedaddle on out of here, okay? 889 00:34:39,095 --> 00:34:40,887 Grab one more of those headsets too, okay? 890 00:34:40,887 --> 00:34:42,261 Come on, guys. 891 00:34:46,095 --> 00:34:48,762 Still think I should chill my fucking tits? 892 00:34:49,387 --> 00:34:50,220 Fuck. 893 00:34:52,095 --> 00:34:54,762 [indistinct shouting and commentary over TV] 894 00:35:00,762 --> 00:35:02,553 So who are you guys again? 895 00:35:02,553 --> 00:35:04,261 Stella and Bella. 896 00:35:07,679 --> 00:35:09,970 So...you like to party? 897 00:35:13,345 --> 00:35:17,095 Family, this is my new friend Faye. 898 00:35:17,095 --> 00:35:18,261 Hello. 899 00:35:19,303 --> 00:35:22,929 Franny, you know where Mommy keeps her torch? 900 00:35:22,929 --> 00:35:25,136 That's not Franny. She's Bella. 901 00:35:26,011 --> 00:35:27,512 Who the hell's Bella? 902 00:35:27,512 --> 00:35:28,970 I don't know. 903 00:35:28,970 --> 00:35:30,387 She know where Debbie's torch is? 904 00:35:30,387 --> 00:35:32,261 It's in the kitchen, next to the dryer. 905 00:35:38,970 --> 00:35:40,553 You know how to use that? 906 00:35:40,553 --> 00:35:42,512 Eh, you-you flip a switch. 907 00:35:42,512 --> 00:35:44,261 It's like a cigarette lighter. 908 00:35:44,261 --> 00:35:46,011 Okay. 909 00:35:48,053 --> 00:35:49,679 That girl Stella in there is trying to hook up with me. 910 00:35:50,804 --> 00:35:53,470 Cool. Lucky you. 911 00:35:53,470 --> 00:35:55,387 What do I do? 912 00:35:56,261 --> 00:35:58,011 Take her up to your room. Dim the lights. 913 00:35:58,011 --> 00:35:59,887 Strike a manly pose. 914 00:35:59,887 --> 00:36:03,011 Put on some sexy music, like Barry White. 915 00:36:03,011 --> 00:36:06,011 [door clicks open and shut] 916 00:36:06,011 --> 00:36:08,762 This is little Westin. He's my eighth grandchild. 917 00:36:08,762 --> 00:36:10,637 Wow. Eight of them. 918 00:36:10,637 --> 00:36:12,970 Uh, 13, actually. I haven't showed you the rest. 919 00:36:12,970 --> 00:36:14,220 - Hmm. - Henry here, 920 00:36:14,220 --> 00:36:15,845 he is my Charlotte's oldest. 921 00:36:15,845 --> 00:36:17,595 Now, you can tell from his eyes 922 00:36:17,595 --> 00:36:19,637 he's a little special needs-y. 923 00:36:19,637 --> 00:36:21,929 [Megan] Oh, my God, these are so cute. 924 00:36:21,929 --> 00:36:22,887 [Charles] He's ten. 925 00:36:22,887 --> 00:36:23,929 He's ambidextrous 926 00:36:23,929 --> 00:36:25,887 and is a whiz at video games. 927 00:36:25,887 --> 00:36:29,387 He still holds the highest score in Pac-Man. 928 00:36:29,387 --> 00:36:30,887 [Mark] Hey, kids. 929 00:36:30,887 --> 00:36:32,553 What do you say we, uh... we take this party 930 00:36:32,553 --> 00:36:33,637 up to our rooms? 931 00:36:33,637 --> 00:36:34,720 Yes. 932 00:36:34,720 --> 00:36:36,679 Wow, that sounds like a... 933 00:36:36,679 --> 00:36:38,637 a wonderful idea. 934 00:36:38,637 --> 00:36:40,220 Debbie? 935 00:36:42,303 --> 00:36:43,679 [Megan] Oh, you know what we could do? 936 00:36:43,679 --> 00:36:45,387 We could get some chocolate-covered strawberries 937 00:36:45,387 --> 00:36:47,887 and some champagne. 938 00:36:47,887 --> 00:36:49,220 They have, like, the best chocolate-covered strawberries 939 00:36:49,220 --> 00:36:50,512 at this hotel. 940 00:36:50,512 --> 00:36:52,053 Hannah! 941 00:36:52,053 --> 00:36:54,178 Hannah, it's me, Debbie Gallagher. 942 00:36:54,178 --> 00:36:55,845 Hey, uh, this is my mom's best friend. 943 00:36:55,845 --> 00:36:57,011 I'm gonna say hi. 944 00:36:57,011 --> 00:36:59,095 I'll meet you guys up there. Hey. 945 00:36:59,095 --> 00:37:00,428 [whispering] Please save me from this old guy 946 00:37:00,428 --> 00:37:01,720 and go with this. 947 00:37:01,720 --> 00:37:02,887 Debbie? 948 00:37:02,887 --> 00:37:05,261 Oh, my goodness! You look wonderful. 949 00:37:05,261 --> 00:37:07,178 [Megan] Are you guys in a suite or... 950 00:37:09,970 --> 00:37:11,178 [elevator bell dings] 951 00:37:11,178 --> 00:37:13,887 Okay, he's getting in the elevator, 952 00:37:13,887 --> 00:37:15,553 and now he's gone. 953 00:37:15,553 --> 00:37:17,178 - Oh. - [laughs] 954 00:37:17,178 --> 00:37:18,845 Thank you. 955 00:37:18,845 --> 00:37:20,512 Uh, I'll leave you alone now. 956 00:37:20,512 --> 00:37:22,428 The least I could do is buy you a drink 957 00:37:22,428 --> 00:37:24,595 and tell you my real name. 958 00:37:24,595 --> 00:37:26,720 Sure. 959 00:37:26,720 --> 00:37:30,512 [singsongy] Condoms, condoms, where are...you? 960 00:37:30,512 --> 00:37:33,178 How the fuck are there no condoms in here? 961 00:37:33,178 --> 00:37:35,095 ♪ I've heard people say that ♪ 962 00:37:35,095 --> 00:37:37,637 [smooth RandB music playing] 963 00:37:37,637 --> 00:37:39,887 ♪ Too much of anything is not good for you, baby... ♪ 964 00:37:39,887 --> 00:37:41,095 Liam? 965 00:37:41,095 --> 00:37:42,762 Hey, I'm giving you full warning. 966 00:37:42,762 --> 00:37:44,804 I'm coming in there, all right? 967 00:37:44,804 --> 00:37:46,595 Ah, fucking... All right, look, 968 00:37:46,595 --> 00:37:48,387 I-I don't want to be seeing what you're doing, 969 00:37:48,387 --> 00:37:50,762 but I also don't want you to be doing what you're doing, so... 970 00:37:50,762 --> 00:37:51,887 [Liam] We're not doing anything. 971 00:37:51,887 --> 00:37:54,512 You can open your eyes. 972 00:37:54,512 --> 00:37:55,720 Thank God. All right. 973 00:37:55,720 --> 00:37:57,970 Whoa, hey, whoa, what's-what's going on here? 974 00:37:57,970 --> 00:37:59,970 Think she's stealing my stuff. 975 00:37:59,970 --> 00:38:02,053 Just borrowing. 976 00:38:02,053 --> 00:38:04,679 Hey, w-have you seen, uh, any condoms anywhere? 977 00:38:04,679 --> 00:38:05,679 No. 978 00:38:05,679 --> 00:38:07,136 Wait. 979 00:38:08,303 --> 00:38:09,303 Here, they have a whole bowl of them 980 00:38:09,303 --> 00:38:10,929 at the group home. 981 00:38:10,929 --> 00:38:14,136 ♪ Oh, some things I can't get used to... ♪ 982 00:38:14,136 --> 00:38:15,512 Thank you. 983 00:38:15,512 --> 00:38:17,178 ♪♪♪ 984 00:38:17,178 --> 00:38:19,679 [woman] Here. Right here, right here! 985 00:38:19,679 --> 00:38:20,929 Hey! 986 00:38:23,136 --> 00:38:25,470 Hey. 987 00:38:25,470 --> 00:38:27,178 When'd you get back? 988 00:38:27,178 --> 00:38:30,220 Few days ago. Gotta get back next week. 989 00:38:30,220 --> 00:38:32,011 What are you doing here? 990 00:38:32,011 --> 00:38:33,720 I wanna get some streetlights fixed. 991 00:38:33,720 --> 00:38:34,679 Need your help. 992 00:38:34,679 --> 00:38:36,512 Aren't we mad at each other? 993 00:38:36,512 --> 00:38:38,220 Are we? 994 00:38:38,220 --> 00:38:40,637 Well, we're weird with each other. 995 00:38:40,637 --> 00:38:43,553 Can we not be weird so we can save some lives? 996 00:38:43,553 --> 00:38:45,345 Why don't you ask your Mexican friend Anne for help? 997 00:38:45,345 --> 00:38:46,887 She moved. 998 00:38:46,887 --> 00:38:48,345 Oh. 999 00:38:48,345 --> 00:38:50,512 Plus, this is more your thing. 1000 00:38:50,512 --> 00:38:51,845 I don't know. 1001 00:38:51,845 --> 00:38:52,929 Oh, come on, you cheated on me 1002 00:38:52,929 --> 00:38:54,178 and almost gave me the syph. 1003 00:38:56,762 --> 00:38:58,428 Said we could save lives? 1004 00:38:58,428 --> 00:39:00,553 Yeah, but we're gonna need another person. 1005 00:39:00,553 --> 00:39:02,887 Who's one of the richest bitches you play with? 1006 00:39:02,887 --> 00:39:04,512 Uh... 1007 00:39:07,679 --> 00:39:08,970 [Kelly scoffs] 1008 00:39:09,887 --> 00:39:12,303 Yep. 1009 00:39:12,303 --> 00:39:14,720 [laughs] 1010 00:39:14,720 --> 00:39:16,970 And as many of you know, 1011 00:39:16,970 --> 00:39:19,929 I was scared to go to my family reunion 1012 00:39:19,929 --> 00:39:23,845 'cause of all the alcohol that was gonna be there, 1013 00:39:23,845 --> 00:39:26,637 but then I realized I didn't have to go. 1014 00:39:28,178 --> 00:39:31,512 And that was the best decision I made, so... 1015 00:39:31,512 --> 00:39:32,762 thank you. 1016 00:39:32,762 --> 00:39:36,345 [applause] 1017 00:39:36,345 --> 00:39:38,720 Thank you, Kendall. 1018 00:39:38,720 --> 00:39:41,053 Who would like to share next? 1019 00:39:41,053 --> 00:39:42,303 [Veronica] I'll go. 1020 00:39:45,595 --> 00:39:46,929 Hi. 1021 00:39:46,929 --> 00:39:50,345 I'm, uh... Teronica. 1022 00:39:50,345 --> 00:39:53,553 - [all] Hi, Teronica. - And I'm an alcoholic... 1023 00:39:55,178 --> 00:39:58,387 ...which really isn't a bad thing 1024 00:39:58,387 --> 00:40:00,178 in the whole scheme of life, right? 1025 00:40:00,178 --> 00:40:01,512 [laughs] 1026 00:40:04,553 --> 00:40:07,887 Anyway, I used to go to this bar, 1027 00:40:07,887 --> 00:40:10,553 The, uh, Alibi. 1028 00:40:10,553 --> 00:40:15,095 The most delicious drinks. 1029 00:40:15,095 --> 00:40:17,970 A sea breeze-- that was my jam. 1030 00:40:17,970 --> 00:40:20,470 Oh, I loved the sound 1031 00:40:20,470 --> 00:40:23,387 of the ice dropping into the tumbler, 1032 00:40:23,387 --> 00:40:25,929 then hearing that ice crack 1033 00:40:25,929 --> 00:40:28,929 as the vodka poured over it. 1034 00:40:28,929 --> 00:40:31,720 And the juice! Oh, so fresh. 1035 00:40:33,637 --> 00:40:36,637 Oh, boy, do I miss The Alibi, 1036 00:40:36,637 --> 00:40:38,220 over on Ogden Street, 1037 00:40:38,220 --> 00:40:40,637 open from 10 a.m. to 2 a.m. 1038 00:40:42,762 --> 00:40:46,303 Anyway...that's all. 1039 00:40:46,303 --> 00:40:47,970 Thank you. 1040 00:40:47,970 --> 00:40:50,428 [applause] 1041 00:40:51,887 --> 00:40:54,428 That place sounds amazing. 1042 00:40:54,428 --> 00:40:55,887 [Jennie] Would you like to go next? 1043 00:40:58,970 --> 00:41:02,136 Yeah, sure. Uh, hello. 1044 00:41:02,136 --> 00:41:05,095 My name's...Tevin. 1045 00:41:05,095 --> 00:41:06,762 [all] Hi, Tevin. 1046 00:41:08,804 --> 00:41:11,637 All right, Sparky Junior, 1047 00:41:11,637 --> 00:41:12,512 put your headset on. 1048 00:41:12,512 --> 00:41:13,679 You're going in, 1049 00:41:13,679 --> 00:41:15,178 right there. 1050 00:41:15,178 --> 00:41:17,595 That looks like a fucking crack den. 1051 00:41:17,595 --> 00:41:20,595 Which is why I don't want to go in there myself. 1052 00:41:20,595 --> 00:41:22,053 Need you to apprehend a parolee 1053 00:41:22,053 --> 00:41:24,303 who's gone off the grid. 1054 00:41:24,303 --> 00:41:25,679 Great. 1055 00:41:29,345 --> 00:41:31,053 Keep the motor running. 1056 00:41:31,053 --> 00:41:32,512 Come on. [clicks tongue] 1057 00:41:42,136 --> 00:41:43,428 [Tami] This'll work? 1058 00:41:43,428 --> 00:41:45,053 [Bob] Oh, yeah, yeah. 1059 00:41:45,053 --> 00:41:46,220 You just wait till after dark, 1060 00:41:46,220 --> 00:41:48,804 and you dump the tank in the sewer. 1061 00:41:48,804 --> 00:41:50,011 All right. 1062 00:41:50,011 --> 00:41:50,929 Thanks, Pops. 1063 00:41:50,929 --> 00:41:52,595 [sighs] 1064 00:41:54,345 --> 00:41:56,595 What are you doing, Tami? 1065 00:41:56,595 --> 00:41:57,595 Meaning? 1066 00:41:57,595 --> 00:42:00,053 Living in an RV 1067 00:42:00,053 --> 00:42:01,553 with this guy? 1068 00:42:01,553 --> 00:42:03,428 Well, his name's Lip. 1069 00:42:03,428 --> 00:42:05,011 Look, it's just not what I imagined 1070 00:42:05,011 --> 00:42:06,679 for your life, kiddo. 1071 00:42:06,679 --> 00:42:09,428 Then good thing you don't have to live it. 1072 00:42:09,428 --> 00:42:11,136 There's plenty of room at the house. 1073 00:42:11,136 --> 00:42:12,512 Move back in. 1074 00:42:13,929 --> 00:42:15,136 [sighs] 1075 00:42:15,804 --> 00:42:17,637 [Tami] [sighs] Don't hold back. 1076 00:42:17,637 --> 00:42:19,553 Why don't you tell me what you really think? 1077 00:42:21,220 --> 00:42:22,887 Hey! 1078 00:42:22,887 --> 00:42:24,053 Hey, what's going on, Mr. Tamietti? 1079 00:42:24,053 --> 00:42:25,553 How's it going? 1080 00:42:25,553 --> 00:42:26,595 Uh, I called my dad to see if he could help us 1081 00:42:26,595 --> 00:42:27,887 hook up to the sewer system. 1082 00:42:27,887 --> 00:42:29,095 [Bob] Yeah, you just lift up 1083 00:42:29,095 --> 00:42:30,303 the manhole when the, uh, 1084 00:42:30,303 --> 00:42:31,303 septic tank gets full, 1085 00:42:31,303 --> 00:42:33,553 and, uh, run the PVC. 1086 00:42:34,679 --> 00:42:36,929 Great, good. Thanks, yeah. 1087 00:42:39,845 --> 00:42:41,095 Nice RV. 1088 00:42:41,095 --> 00:42:43,095 Yeah, yeah, it's good. 1089 00:42:43,095 --> 00:42:44,929 Uh, it needs some work, but, you know... 1090 00:42:46,095 --> 00:42:47,428 ...it's good. 1091 00:42:51,345 --> 00:42:53,804 So does this mean I can flush Fred's wipies now? 1092 00:42:53,804 --> 00:42:55,887 - Right? - [both] No, no. 1093 00:42:55,887 --> 00:42:56,929 No. 1094 00:42:56,929 --> 00:42:59,929 ♪ rock music ♪ 1095 00:42:59,929 --> 00:43:01,553 ♪♪♪ 1096 00:43:01,553 --> 00:43:03,553 All right, I'm outside apartment 407. 1097 00:43:03,553 --> 00:43:05,011 [Paula] Okay. Go get him, tiger. 1098 00:43:05,011 --> 00:43:06,136 His name's Caleefa. 1099 00:43:06,136 --> 00:43:07,345 Get him how? 1100 00:43:07,345 --> 00:43:08,887 And don't call me tiger. 1101 00:43:08,887 --> 00:43:10,095 Uh, you'll think of something. 1102 00:43:10,095 --> 00:43:11,345 [Mickey] Great. 1103 00:43:11,345 --> 00:43:12,970 He's gonna get shot up there. 1104 00:43:12,970 --> 00:43:14,553 [shushing] 1105 00:43:14,553 --> 00:43:16,178 [whispering] Stay positive, soldier. 1106 00:43:16,178 --> 00:43:20,929 ♪♪♪ 1107 00:43:24,303 --> 00:43:26,970 - [Caleefa] Yeah! - Hey, it's your neighbor. 1108 00:43:26,970 --> 00:43:29,553 I got some, uh, T-Mobile phones. 1109 00:43:29,553 --> 00:43:32,136 Fell off the back of a truck. You want in? 1110 00:43:32,136 --> 00:43:33,053 What? 1111 00:43:33,053 --> 00:43:35,178 T-Mobile phones. 1112 00:43:35,178 --> 00:43:37,261 - Mm, how much? - Twenty bucks each. 1113 00:43:37,261 --> 00:43:38,720 Uh, let me see 'em. 1114 00:43:38,720 --> 00:43:39,970 Down in the truck. 1115 00:43:39,970 --> 00:43:42,178 You better not be fucking with me. 1116 00:43:42,178 --> 00:43:43,887 Babe, I'll be right back. 1117 00:43:45,553 --> 00:43:47,970 [Paula] Did you get him? You got Caleefa? 1118 00:43:47,970 --> 00:43:50,136 - Is that Paula? - Fuck's sake. 1119 00:43:50,136 --> 00:43:51,303 Oh, you fucking rat! 1120 00:43:51,303 --> 00:43:52,261 I'm sorry! I had no choice! 1121 00:43:52,261 --> 00:43:53,637 I'm not going back to her! 1122 00:43:53,637 --> 00:43:54,720 Says you. 1123 00:43:56,387 --> 00:43:58,387 [both grunt] 1124 00:43:58,387 --> 00:44:00,136 [grunts] Shit, fuck. 1125 00:44:00,136 --> 00:44:03,053 [grunting] 1126 00:44:03,053 --> 00:44:05,053 ♪♪♪ 1127 00:44:05,053 --> 00:44:06,387 I got him. 1128 00:44:06,387 --> 00:44:08,136 Let me go, douchebag. Come on! 1129 00:44:08,136 --> 00:44:09,679 [Paula] Okay, drop him out the window. 1130 00:44:09,679 --> 00:44:11,345 I'm on, like, the third floor. 1131 00:44:11,345 --> 00:44:12,637 [Paula] Good. Let's see if he bounces. 1132 00:44:12,637 --> 00:44:14,220 Come on, go Milkovich on him. 1133 00:44:14,220 --> 00:44:15,512 What's she saying? 1134 00:44:15,512 --> 00:44:16,553 You don't wanna know. 1135 00:44:16,553 --> 00:44:18,136 Don't make him do that. 1136 00:44:18,136 --> 00:44:19,428 [Mickey] Why don't you just come on up here 1137 00:44:19,428 --> 00:44:20,428 and cuff him? 1138 00:44:20,428 --> 00:44:21,679 Mm, no can do. 1139 00:44:21,679 --> 00:44:23,553 I see an open window right there. 1140 00:44:23,553 --> 00:44:25,178 Get ready to do some of your ambulance shit, 1141 00:44:25,178 --> 00:44:26,261 'cause we're gonna have a real live emergency 1142 00:44:26,261 --> 00:44:28,053 here in a second. 1143 00:44:28,053 --> 00:44:29,887 [Ian] Mickey, listen, you don't have to do that, okay? 1144 00:44:29,887 --> 00:44:31,512 - [Paula] Five, four, three... - [Ian] She's bluffing. 1145 00:44:31,512 --> 00:44:33,136 ...two, one. 1146 00:44:33,136 --> 00:44:34,762 [screams] 1147 00:44:34,762 --> 00:44:36,136 - [glass shatters] - [breathlessly] Oh. 1148 00:44:36,136 --> 00:44:39,303 [alarm blaring] 1149 00:44:39,303 --> 00:44:40,762 Get your kit. 1150 00:44:40,762 --> 00:44:44,887 [laughs] Mm. 1151 00:44:44,887 --> 00:44:47,595 Do you think that your friend is pregnant by now? 1152 00:44:47,595 --> 00:44:50,470 It's been, like, an hour. She must be, right? 1153 00:44:50,470 --> 00:44:51,845 [both laugh] 1154 00:44:51,845 --> 00:44:53,720 You didn't want to get knocked up too? 1155 00:44:53,720 --> 00:44:56,679 Mm, hell no. 1156 00:44:56,679 --> 00:44:57,637 She was trying to get me to take a test 1157 00:44:57,637 --> 00:44:59,428 to see if I was ovulating 1158 00:44:59,428 --> 00:45:01,428 so we could have babies at the same time. 1159 00:45:01,428 --> 00:45:03,095 Oh, that is some mastermind trickery 1160 00:45:03,095 --> 00:45:04,762 going on there. 1161 00:45:04,762 --> 00:45:06,762 Felt kind of bad. She was trying to trap them. 1162 00:45:06,762 --> 00:45:09,136 Oh, don't. They know what they're here for. 1163 00:45:10,095 --> 00:45:11,887 What are you here for? 1164 00:45:11,887 --> 00:45:14,720 Oh, I was hoping to have a... 1165 00:45:14,720 --> 00:45:17,136 good conversation with a nice woman. 1166 00:45:17,136 --> 00:45:19,011 Looks like I hit the jackpot. 1167 00:45:21,512 --> 00:45:23,053 Do you wanna go upstairs? 1168 00:45:23,053 --> 00:45:24,762 We could kick off these heels, 1169 00:45:24,762 --> 00:45:26,845 raid the minibar, and check out the view. 1170 00:45:26,845 --> 00:45:29,512 Yes, I do. [chuckles] 1171 00:45:29,512 --> 00:45:32,553 [distant sirens wailing] 1172 00:45:32,553 --> 00:45:34,679 Okay, so yeah, we'll just wait here, 1173 00:45:34,679 --> 00:45:37,136 and the shuttle van will pick us up. 1174 00:45:37,136 --> 00:45:39,845 Can't believe we're going to a secret Lizzo concert. 1175 00:45:44,595 --> 00:45:47,512 It's so dark. I'm a little sketched out. 1176 00:45:47,512 --> 00:45:49,929 I like it. It's urban. 1177 00:45:51,053 --> 00:45:53,804 [horns honking] 1178 00:45:53,804 --> 00:45:56,387 [camera clicking] 1179 00:45:56,387 --> 00:45:58,095 Let's post an Insta Story. 1180 00:45:58,095 --> 00:45:59,887 - Yeah? - Okay. 1181 00:46:00,762 --> 00:46:01,845 [clears throat] 1182 00:46:04,428 --> 00:46:06,136 ♪ I just took a DNA test ♪ 1183 00:46:06,136 --> 00:46:08,136 ♪ Turns out I'm a hundred percent ♪ 1184 00:46:08,136 --> 00:46:10,136 [both] ♪ That bitch even when I'm crying crazy ♪ 1185 00:46:10,136 --> 00:46:12,303 ♪ Yeah, I got boy problems, that's the human in me ♪ 1186 00:46:12,303 --> 00:46:13,679 ♪ Bling, bling, then I solve 'em ♪ 1187 00:46:13,679 --> 00:46:14,637 ♪ That's the goddess in me ♪ 1188 00:46:14,637 --> 00:46:16,303 Yo, bitches, give me your purses! 1189 00:46:16,303 --> 00:46:17,595 - [Kelly] What the fuck? - [Amber] Oh, shit. 1190 00:46:17,595 --> 00:46:18,887 I told you this place was sketchy. 1191 00:46:18,887 --> 00:46:19,887 - We're gonna die! - I don't wanna die! 1192 00:46:19,887 --> 00:46:21,178 - [gunshots] - [both scream] 1193 00:46:21,178 --> 00:46:22,762 Shut the fuck up! 1194 00:46:22,762 --> 00:46:24,053 Is that a real gun? 1195 00:46:24,053 --> 00:46:25,428 Did I just get shot? 1196 00:46:25,428 --> 00:46:27,387 Give me your purses, you little rich bitches! 1197 00:46:27,387 --> 00:46:28,970 [Amber] Take it! 1198 00:46:28,970 --> 00:46:30,762 Take my watch too. 1199 00:46:30,762 --> 00:46:31,887 It's a Rolex. 1200 00:46:35,053 --> 00:46:36,261 [exhales deeply] 1201 00:46:36,261 --> 00:46:37,970 Thank God I'm alive. 1202 00:46:40,345 --> 00:46:43,011 I mean we're alive. 1203 00:46:43,011 --> 00:46:43,887 [laughs weakly] 1204 00:46:50,470 --> 00:46:51,553 There's nothing sexier 1205 00:46:51,553 --> 00:46:53,595 than watching a man use a torch. 1206 00:46:53,595 --> 00:46:55,679 [laughs] Then for you, Faye, 1207 00:46:55,679 --> 00:46:57,595 I shall never cease. 1208 00:46:57,595 --> 00:46:59,512 You order from the Greek Hut? 1209 00:46:59,512 --> 00:47:01,887 Indeed we did. 1210 00:47:01,887 --> 00:47:03,845 Think I almost got it. 1211 00:47:04,804 --> 00:47:07,345 [air hissing] 1212 00:47:07,345 --> 00:47:10,053 [laughs] 1213 00:47:10,053 --> 00:47:11,887 Well... 1214 00:47:11,887 --> 00:47:14,512 that's one way to get the boot off. 1215 00:47:14,512 --> 00:47:16,720 You are a breath of fresh air. 1216 00:47:16,720 --> 00:47:18,637 Forget the tire. 1217 00:47:18,637 --> 00:47:21,178 Let's go to my place and eat this Greek food. 1218 00:47:21,178 --> 00:47:22,679 Sounds good to me. 1219 00:47:28,929 --> 00:47:30,762 After you. 1220 00:47:30,762 --> 00:47:32,929 Oh, I don't think you're gonna drive anywhere 1221 00:47:32,929 --> 00:47:34,303 on that tire. 1222 00:47:34,303 --> 00:47:35,887 Don't need to drive. 1223 00:47:37,053 --> 00:47:39,178 This is my place. 1224 00:47:39,929 --> 00:47:42,261 The Rolls-Royce? You live in your car? 1225 00:47:42,261 --> 00:47:43,387 Indeed I do. 1226 00:47:43,387 --> 00:47:46,303 ♪ smooth music ♪ 1227 00:47:46,303 --> 00:47:50,261 ♪♪♪ 1228 00:47:50,261 --> 00:47:52,095 You coming? 1229 00:47:52,095 --> 00:47:54,553 ♪♪♪ 1230 00:47:54,553 --> 00:47:58,053 I am stunningly confused right now... 1231 00:47:58,053 --> 00:48:00,136 but utterly intrigued. 1232 00:48:00,136 --> 00:48:03,136 ♪♪♪ 1233 00:48:03,136 --> 00:48:05,637 [Kermit] I'll take another gin and tonic. 1234 00:48:05,637 --> 00:48:07,720 How about a double? 1235 00:48:07,720 --> 00:48:09,887 Stop trying to upsell me, V. 1236 00:48:09,887 --> 00:48:13,220 You guys need to make up for Billy being dead. 1237 00:48:13,220 --> 00:48:16,095 I spend my entire paycheck here every week as it is. 1238 00:48:16,095 --> 00:48:17,804 Guys, let's try my new 1239 00:48:17,804 --> 00:48:20,887 strawberry banana smoothie, right? 1240 00:48:20,887 --> 00:48:23,428 Kev, stop. This is a bar. 1241 00:48:23,428 --> 00:48:24,929 What is a bar without alcohol? 1242 00:48:24,929 --> 00:48:26,679 [scoffs] 1243 00:48:26,679 --> 00:48:29,136 - Farm? - [Veronica] Exactly. 1244 00:48:29,136 --> 00:48:30,762 We're bartenders. It's what we know. 1245 00:48:30,762 --> 00:48:32,887 We serve drinks. That's what we do. 1246 00:48:32,887 --> 00:48:35,428 [rock music playing] 1247 00:48:35,428 --> 00:48:38,261 ♪ Late one night... ♪ 1248 00:48:38,261 --> 00:48:39,887 Kev, look who it is. 1249 00:48:39,887 --> 00:48:41,887 It's that chick from AA. 1250 00:48:41,887 --> 00:48:44,220 ♪ It ain't the desert, but it'll do... ♪ 1251 00:48:44,220 --> 00:48:46,637 Oh, shit. 1252 00:48:46,637 --> 00:48:48,762 I feel bad now that she's actually here. 1253 00:48:48,762 --> 00:48:50,220 ♪♪♪ 1254 00:48:50,220 --> 00:48:53,261 Can I get a sea breeze, please? 1255 00:48:53,261 --> 00:48:54,679 No, sorry, we're actually out of-- 1256 00:48:54,679 --> 00:48:56,345 One sea breeze coming right up. 1257 00:48:56,345 --> 00:49:01,095 ♪♪♪ 1258 00:49:02,095 --> 00:49:04,720 ♪ Ooh ♪ 1259 00:49:04,720 --> 00:49:07,470 ♪ Ooh, ooh ♪ 1260 00:49:07,470 --> 00:49:12,470 ♪♪♪ 1261 00:49:17,720 --> 00:49:19,929 What have we done, Kev? 1262 00:49:19,929 --> 00:49:22,136 We have increased our demand... 1263 00:49:22,136 --> 00:49:23,553 or our supply. 1264 00:49:23,553 --> 00:49:25,679 One of those two things we've increased... 1265 00:49:25,679 --> 00:49:27,053 or decreased. 1266 00:49:30,720 --> 00:49:32,595 Hey, I've gotta get going! 1267 00:49:32,595 --> 00:49:33,762 [Claudia] I left you a little something 1268 00:49:33,762 --> 00:49:35,178 on the nightstand. 1269 00:49:36,845 --> 00:49:38,303 Okay. 1270 00:49:44,637 --> 00:49:46,387 Holy shit. 1271 00:49:46,387 --> 00:49:48,345 Did you find it? 1272 00:49:48,345 --> 00:49:50,095 Uh, yeah. 1273 00:49:55,220 --> 00:49:56,178 Bye! 1274 00:50:04,637 --> 00:50:06,512 [sighs] 1275 00:50:06,512 --> 00:50:09,512 ♪ spacey rock music ♪ 1276 00:50:09,512 --> 00:50:14,470 ♪♪♪ 1277 00:50:14,470 --> 00:50:16,387 So you wanna have sex now? 1278 00:50:16,387 --> 00:50:19,053 Absolutely. 1279 00:50:19,053 --> 00:50:22,053 Yeah, you sure you don't want to talk about sewage or... 1280 00:50:22,053 --> 00:50:23,845 anything like that? 1281 00:50:23,845 --> 00:50:26,220 No, I think I'm good. 1282 00:50:26,220 --> 00:50:28,261 You? 1283 00:50:28,261 --> 00:50:30,387 Yeah, me too. 1284 00:50:30,387 --> 00:50:31,762 I'm good. 1285 00:50:31,762 --> 00:50:33,470 Good. 1286 00:50:33,470 --> 00:50:34,679 ♪♪♪ 1287 00:50:34,679 --> 00:50:36,720 Good. 1288 00:50:36,720 --> 00:50:41,720 ♪♪♪ 1289 00:50:44,053 --> 00:50:45,845 [Carl] Yo, give me your purses! 1290 00:50:45,845 --> 00:50:48,011 [Kelly] I told you this place was sketchy! 1291 00:50:48,011 --> 00:50:49,637 - We're gonna die! - I don't wanna die! 1292 00:50:49,637 --> 00:50:50,970 - [gunshots] - That was an excerpt 1293 00:50:50,970 --> 00:50:53,679 from an exclusive video I was given tonight. 1294 00:50:53,679 --> 00:50:56,428 While two teenage girls waited at a bus stop, 1295 00:50:56,428 --> 00:50:59,970 they were accosted by an unknown masked assailant. 1296 00:50:59,970 --> 00:51:02,387 The reason for this violent assault? 1297 00:51:02,387 --> 00:51:03,845 Broken streetlights. 1298 00:51:03,845 --> 00:51:05,553 As you can see behind me, 1299 00:51:05,553 --> 00:51:07,887 the city has now rushed to repair the lights: 1300 00:51:07,887 --> 00:51:10,553 a little too little, too late. 1301 00:51:10,553 --> 00:51:13,470 Two brave girls lucky to be alive. 1302 00:51:13,470 --> 00:51:15,178 I'm Gloria Johnson reporting... 1303 00:51:15,178 --> 00:51:18,303 You did a good thing, Citizen Carl. 1304 00:51:18,303 --> 00:51:19,929 Got involved, 1305 00:51:19,929 --> 00:51:21,929 challenged the system, 1306 00:51:21,929 --> 00:51:23,261 made a change. 1307 00:51:25,095 --> 00:51:28,136 ♪ rock music ♪ 1308 00:51:28,136 --> 00:51:33,095 ♪♪♪ 1309 00:51:34,595 --> 00:51:36,929 ♪ I've got blood on my fingers ♪ 1310 00:51:36,929 --> 00:51:39,261 ♪ I've got mud in my veins ♪ 1311 00:51:39,261 --> 00:51:41,136 ♪ I've been through hell, but I guess ♪ 1312 00:51:41,136 --> 00:51:43,637 ♪ That's just the price that you pay ♪ 1313 00:51:43,637 --> 00:51:45,303 ♪♪♪ 1314 00:51:48,804 --> 00:51:50,220 Guess who's coming with you. 1315 00:51:53,220 --> 00:51:56,261 [siren wailing] 1316 00:51:59,011 --> 00:52:00,970 You were right. 1317 00:52:00,970 --> 00:52:02,220 We gotta kill her. 1318 00:52:03,720 --> 00:52:05,804 ♪♪♪ 1319 00:52:05,854 --> 00:52:10,404 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0